SharkBait_13_23
Toasted_Mellows
octocord

If anyone actually sees this ima die from laughing lmao

Any hoodle ima Start it lmfao

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Cord & Toast: AHHHHH
Shark: stop! I could have dropped my croissant!

Shark: I baked cookies
Cord: GIMME

Cord: LETS DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
TOAST: LETS DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
Cord, Shark & Toast: DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

Toast: haha I wouldn't fuck you
Cord: you wouldn't
Toast: I mean only if you want to 👉👈
Shark: nope leave me out of it ✌️

Toast: so no head?
Toast: *rage quits*

Toast, cord, shark: *with blankets over their heads and sunglasses* *bobbing back and forth*

Shark: plz no touch
Cord & toast: *hugging shark*
Shark: *crying 'bout to have a panic attack from being touched* noooooooooooo

Toast & Shark: baby We're sorry :(
Toast & Shark: please talk to us angel
Toast & Shark: love of our life
Cord: sorry doesn't bring back my Oreos
you cunts

Cord: * down on one knee holding two rings*
I plan on bugging for for the foreseeable future.
Shark & toast: that's an interesting was of asking us to marry you... but sure

Shark: *crying* I'm out of flour and can't
bake cookies
Toast: *hugging shark* it's ok
Shark: *immediately starts hyperventilating from being touched*

Shark: hey guys?
Toast: yea?
Shark: do you think normal couples celebrate getting engaged by getting milkshakes and chicken nuggets?
Cord: if they don't, I don't want to be normal.

Toast: I used to think love was about flowers and chocolates, and throwing a diamond in the ocean because it's worth less than your love...
Toast: *looks at cord and shark* now I realize it's about still wanting to cuddle these two dorks after I save them from their own stupid ideas.

Shark: *sends meme*
Cord: lol
Shark: WHY ARE YOU AWAKE ITS 3AM GO TO BED LOVE
Cord: ... you're also awake?
Shark: my rules do not apply to me, now go to BED!

Toast: uwu hawder dwaddy
Cord: *yeets toast* no
Shark: *sobbing in a corner because she's highly uncomfortable*

Shark: my team is professional and mature. We-
Toast: is lunch ready we're hungryyyyyyyyyyyy
Shark: yes, it's in the basement. I brought juice boxes for everyone too:)
Cord: *in the background* HELL YEAH DINO NUGGIES
Shark: carefull they're still hot

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I may write an actual fic
Who am I kidding I WILL write one Lmao