Abby, grabbing Kai's shoulders: Kai do the thing please

Kai: *genuinely smiles*

Abby, breathless: oh my gosh, perfect thank you

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Kai: I don't have any friends and I don't want any

Chase: Bold words coming from a man within my hugging range

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Linda, to Amy: If karma doesn't hit you, you'd better believe I will and I'll knock the tar out of you

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[at the store]

Kai: *loses Linda*

Kai: Hey can someone help me find my mom?

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Chase: What's the country next to the USA? 

Amy: USB!!

Shintaro: 

Linda: 

Falte: 

Kai: get out

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Shintaro, shining a flashlight under the couch: Falte wants to know if you're ready to come out and socialize-

Kai: *demonic screeching*

Shintaro, sitting up: Understandable

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Abby: You love me right?

Kai, sarcastically: No, I don't 

Abby, tearing up: But I thought you did-

Kai, freaking out and grabbing her shoulders with a frantic expression: NONONO, I DO, I DO LOVE YOU, I DO, I'M SORRY-

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Kai: *trying to focus*

Chase, standing in front of him: *wiggles his arms like spaghetti noodles* HOCUS POCUS YOU ARE NOW LOSING YOUR FOCUS

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Linda: Hah! I have the sharpest memory out of all of us. Name one time I forgot something. 

Amy: Uh, you left me in a Walmart parking lot like, a week ago.

Linda, clicking her tongue: I did that on purpose, try again.

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Chase: What the heck is wrong with Linda?? Why is she lying face down on the floor??

Amy: She's a little overwhelmed

Chase: .... Why?

Amy: Kai accidentally called her mom and I think she's having a bit of a breakdown

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Chase: You got this!

Kai: I absolutely do not

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Chase: Friendly reminder that the planet Earth is a dense molten core encased in a layer of of solids and therefore, technically speaking, is ravioli 

Shintaro:

Shintaro: I'm sorry wh-

Amy: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

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Abby: We need a distraction! Can someone here jump up and down while making annoying noises? 

Chase and Amy: My time has come

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Kai: *accidentally spills tea on his shirt*

Kai: DANG IT

Chase: Well I guess now it's called-

Kai: Don't-

Chase: It's called a-

Kai: DO. NOT. SAY. IT.

[staaaaaaaaaaaare]

Chase: A tea shirt

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[Chase and Shintaro fighting]

Shintaro: Go to your room!

Chase: That's not fair

Shintaro: DO WHAT I SAID

Chase: You never tell Kai to go to our room when he's in trouble!!! 

(A/N: Because yes, Shintaro would so punish Kai like a dad)

Shintaro: Kai never leaves that room. If he was in trouble I'd make him sit in the living room or go outside or talk to other human beings

Kai, from the room: I can HEAR YOU

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COMIC STRIP COMING SOON!!