Moon: I know everything about you

Kai: Oh yeah? What am I allergic to?

Moon: The entire spectrum of human emotions. 

(I'm actually making it canon that Kai is kinda strongly allergic to pollen)

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Chase: Did you hear about the chef that died? 

Kai: No? 

Chase: He pasta way

Kai: *lobs book at Chase, who screams and runs away*

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[everyone freaking out]

Chase: Falte, what do we do?!

Falte: I DON'T KNOW!!!

Chase: But you're the OLDEST!!

Falte, frantic screaming: NOT MENTALLY!!!

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Shintaro, having a sugar rush: Roses are red

Violets are blue

God gave me height

And left none for you

Shintaro: *points to Falte and Linda* 

Falte and Linda: *RAGE*

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Stranger: How do *my characters* usually get out of these messes? 

Other stranger: They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.

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Kai, being pressed and embarrassed by Shintaro: What? Me and Abby don't have names for each other. 

Shintaro, totally smooth: Uh-huh. Hey, you know what bees make, right? 

Kai, confused: Honey? 

Abby, from the other room: Yes, sweetheart? 

Shintaro, pointing accusingly at Kai: Don't ever lie to my face again.

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Abby, to Kai: Your smile? It makes my day.

Kai, to Abby: Your happiness? I live for it.

Chase, from the couch: Hotel? Trivago. 

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Shintaro: Don't do anything stupid

Chase: You and I both know that's asking too much of me

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Kai: You make me so angry so quickly it's remarkable

Chase: I only made a pun

Kai: And yet here I am boiling over with rage

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Linda: You're annoying

Amy, hugging her: But you love me

Linda, pushing her off: That doesn't make you less annoying

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Linda: It's been an awful, terrible, no-good week.

Linda: But hearing Amy convince Chase that J. R. R. Tolkien  stood for "Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien" was absolutely priceless. 

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[Kai and Chase are searching around the house, Kai is annoyed, Chase is just helping]

Abby, stopping Chase: What are you doing?

Chase, as Kai leaves the room: Currently? Helping Kai find his bag of M&Ms that I ate twenty minutes ago 

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Kai, dismayed: How on earth did you even fit in the bookshelf? 

Chase: Look, I never question your mistakes, please just help me out Kai

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COMIC STRIP COMING SOON!!