Chase, wearing sunglasses: Did you know that the sunglasses emoji wears those sunglasses to hide his tears?

Kai, staring at him in confusion: Um. Are you okay...?

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Chase: that hit me right in the honey nut feelios

Linda: What the HECK did you just say to me?

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Chase: I thought you said you were going to make the bed.

Kai: i started

Chase, putting his hands on his hips: You're sitting in the corner hugging a pillow.

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[after fighting Darks]

Chase: Okay, we've got a couple of hours to sleep before we ambush them

Shintaro: Absolutely not. Kai needs longer than that.

Falte, kneeling by Kai and holding his shoulders: Yeah... He looks exhausted. 

Kai, exhausted: I'm fine...

Linda: You always say that! 

Kai: So do you.

Abby: Isn't that exactly what gets done around here? We all tell each other we're fine and then do something stupid? 

Shintaro: ... Are we really that predictable? 

Chase: Yes

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Shintaro: Listen kid-

Kai: Please just call me Kai

Shintaro: I'd rather not. If I named you, I'd get too attached.

(ToO LaTE-)

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Shintaro: If it's a concussion, you have to keep him awake, ask him questions

Kai: Chase, what's seven times seven

Abby: Stuff he actually knows

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Shintaro: You use sarcasm to distance people...

Linda: And yet you're still here

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Falte: Hey... Shintaro, what are the symptoms of teen depression??

Shintaro, a little confused: Why are you asking me this? 

Falte: Because Kai was doing laundry earlier and he dropped a sock and I heard him say "why has God forsaken me"...

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Everyone: This isn't the problem, Moon. Why would you think any of this was a good idea?

Moon, blatantly: Probably because I'm a dangerous psychopath with a long history of violence.

Everyone: Oh.

Moon, shaking her head: I don't understand how you keep forgetting that. 

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Abby: guess i'm too tough to cry

Kai: -_- just yesterday you were crying about snakes 

Abby, sobbing: THEY DON'T HAVE ANY ARMS!!!

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Kai, from the kitchen: Abby, where's the mayonnaise? I thought you went to the store!!

Abby, from the living room: *mumbles*

Kai, peeking his head out of the doorway: What? 

Abby, exasperatedly: I couldn't reach it! It was on the top shelf!!

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Chase: When life gives you lemons...

Abby: Say thank you!

Shintaro: Throw them right back

Kai: Squeeze them into people's eyes

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Linda: When I was small-

Shintaro: *signature adorable snort/giggle*

Shintaro: "was"?

Linda: you're sleeping on the couch tonight

Shintaro: Wait noo I'm sorry-

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Shintaro: Why is there blood everywhere?!?!

Moon: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife.

Shintaro: You stabbed someone?!?!!

Moon: No. I aggressively poked them with a knife.

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Abby: *eating a cinnamon roll*

Kai: cannibalism 

Abby: *makes innocent, confused chewing noises*

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COMIC STRIP COMING SOON!!