Kai: I'm not doing well. 

Kai: I have this headache that comes and goes.

Chase: *walks into the room*

Kai: Oh, there it is again.

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Kai: So apparently the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are actually "severe psychological distress"

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Shintaro: *counting off his fingers* 

Moon: I just asked how old you ar-

Shintaro: Can you shut up for a second??

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Chase: I'm getting everyone a mood ring so I know when my friends need a hug

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Amy, sparring for fun with Chase: You're toast!

Chase, grinning madly and ready: Oh yeah? You and what toaster???

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Moon: What scares you guys most? 

Linda: Spiders

Chase: Ghosts

Abby: Bugs

Kai: The forward march of time as it slowly guides us toward inevitable death

(BONUS: Moon: ... your girlfriend can do the hugging part but do you want a pat on the head or something)

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Chase: Am I in trouble? 

Shintaro: have a guess

Chase: no?

Shintaro: Have another guess

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Rachel, right after she and Gabriel confessed: So... what are we?

Gabriel, nervous as frick: American

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Moon: Would you slap your best friend for 1.5 million dollars? 

Chase and Kai simultaneously: I'd do it for free

Chase: *turns and slaps Kai* 

Kai: *slaps him back*

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Chase: Whips are just boneless swords-

Kai: NOT TODAY. Don't freaking start that with me. I have a headache.

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Rachel: Did it hurt?

Gabriel: *thinks he's heard this before* When I fell from heaven? Haha very funny.

Rachel: No, when you fell down the stairs. I saw you trip on your shoelace and just lay on the floor

Gabriel: 

Gabriel: Yes it did

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Kidnapper: We have your wife

Shintaro: Linda? Linda Carter? (YES SHE'S A CARTER NOW BWAHAHAHHAHA)

Kidnapper: Yes

Shintaro, laughing: Good luck with that

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Chase: Has anyone ever managed to make the word "bubbles" sound threatening? 

Kai: Probably not, it's impossible. 

[later]

Shintaro: Can someone please tell me why Chase has been screaming "bubbles" angrily from the roof for the past hour?

Kai: pffthagfahff-

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Chase: I have never been more insulted!

Kai, bluntly: you don't listen much do you 

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COMIC STRIP COMING SOON!