Amy: Hey, Gabriel, are you free Friday? Like, around 8pm Friday? 

Gabriel: Yeah, why?

Amy: *ignores him* What about you?

Rachel, smiling: Yes, I am. 

Amy: *claps hands together* GREAT! Because I'm not. You two have fun without me. Enjoy your date. *walks away*

Gabriel, choking: Did she just-

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Chase: How stupid do you think I am?!

Linda: Do you really want an honest answer to that? 

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Kai, saying something random: You know that sound that a fork makes in a garbage disposal? 

Chase, looking up from his book: *confused, because usually he's the one making totally random comments*

Kai: That's the sound my brain makes all the time. 

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Thorn, just finishing explaining to everyone how he's going to demolish them (before he "switched sides"): Right. Any questions? 

Amy, holds up index finger pointedly: Yes, actually. I have a lot of questions.

Amy: Number one. How dare you?

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Chase: You're jealous.

Kai, flatly: Jealous?

Chase, nodding: That's why you were being so negative about this.

Kai: That's absurd. I'm always negative. 

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Brethren: You'd be stupid if you even so much as laid a hand on me. 

Thorn, having "switched sides": Oh, you'd be surprised how much stupid stuff I do.

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Teacher: Your child was in a fight. 

Abby: OH NO!! That's awful! 

Kai: ... Did they win?

Abby: K- WhAT-

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Kai: CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE!!!! 

[elsewhere]

Rachel, terrified: What was that??

Linda: That was the call of someone who is very angry and is on a mission to mess someone up.

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Chase: There is something stupid going on inside my head

Linda, touching her temple: It's called a thought.

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Chase, having done something stupid: Look, I dyed my eyebrows neon blue!

Amy: COOL!!

Shintaro, sheet-white and staring at his son: WHY ARE YOU ENCOURAGING THIS BEHAVIOR, I AM CLEARLY PSYCHOLOGICALLY DISTURBED

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Random Dark: What has the galaxy ever done for you? Why would you want to save it?!

Chase: Because I'm one of the idiots who lives in it!

Shintaro: Not what I was going for with my answer, but that works.

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Chase: what you're doing is wrong

Thorn: I'm not taking advice from you. You pronounce the 'g' in lasagna. 

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Abby: Why would someone want to hurt Chase??

Thorn: Maybe because they met him?

[silence]

Thorn: i said that out loud didn't i

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Chase, dancing around the whole house: roses are red

bees like to buzz

road work ahead

uh yeah

i sure hope it does

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Falte: I have a bad feeling about this...

Chase: What?

Falte: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if something is going to get you in trouble? 

Chase: no?

Falte: That actually explains so much

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[something blows up]

Everyone's immediate reaction: CHASE WHAT DID YOU DO

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COMIC STRIP COMING SOON!!