I'm updating a book. Astonishing
Lmao

~~~~~

Alice: *drinking soda*

Aisha: it's 8 in the morning, why are
you having that for breakfast?

Alice: what did you have for
breakfast?

Aisha: ...
Alice: i'm doing more than you.

~~~~~

Amber: i think i broke one of my
livers.

Aisha: you only have one liver.

Amber: how many do i need to live?

Aisha: one.

Amber: i'm in trouble.

~~~~~

Chaos, dropping a mug and breaking
it: fuck

Alice: WHAT IN THE DIGGITY DARN
FRICK FRACK TIC TAC HIKEY
HAC PATTY WACK SNIC SNACK
QUARTERBACK MIC MAC HEART
ATTACK RIC RAC DOUBLE BACK
NAMED JACK DID YOU JUST SAY?

Chaos:

~~~~~

Amber, walking into the room, eyes
watering and sniffing: Aisha...

Aisha: oh my goodness Amber! what
happened? why are you crying?

Amber: i'm not crying... my eyes are
just watering from the smoke that's
coming off of the fire in the kitchen.
again.

Aisha:

Aisha: WHAT

~~~~~

Foxglove: we have a problem.

Aisha: what's the matter this time?

Alice, jumping through the window:
guys i need you to say that i'm your
long lost cousin that has been living
with you for the past 17 years here put this wig on real quick the cops are
coming we need to hurry and pack the ice tray-

Foxglove: that. that is the problem.

~~~~~

Chaos: ok guys, we are gonna play a
game.

Chaos: when i say a fruit, you run to
the left side of the room. when i say a
color, you run to the right side of the
room. got it?

Everyone else: got it.

Chaos: alright...

Chaos: ORANGE

~~~~~

Olivia: you need to wash your dishes!

Aisha: you never do yours!

Olivia: let's settle this maturely.

Aisha: rock paper scissors?

Olivia: always.

~~~~~

Amber: hey Aisha?

Aisha: yeah?

Amber: we taught Lila something,
wanna see?

Aisha: ok.

Alice: ok, Lila, go!

Aisha:

Lila:

Alice:

Amber:

Lila: ... uwu.

Aisha: oh god no-

~~~~~

Teacher: let's begin the exam, don't
worry, it isn't hard at all!

Exam: you walk into the kitchen with
no legs and see your dead cousin
boiling fruit loops. she is single but has a husband. how old is the neighbors
dog?

Amber, standing up from her seat: I
OBJECT

~~~~~

Aisha: Olivia, i love you

Olivia: haha, good joke.

Aisha: no, seriously, i love you.

Olivia: you got me.

Aisha: Olivia, i'm serious-

Olivia: I. S A I D. Y O U. G O T. M E.

~~~~~

Chaos: roses are red, violets are blue,
if you don't shut the heck up, i will hit
you with this shoe.

~~~~~

Alice: *about to do something stupid*

Foxglove: Alice NO!

Alice: Alice YES!

Foxglove: Alice NO!

Alice: Alice... Alice no.

Chaos: Alice no... but Chaos yes?

Foxglove: CHAOS NO!

~~~~~

Chaos: help, i just broke Foxglove's
mask! how long do you think i have left to live?

Alice: ten...

Chaos: ten what?

Alice: nine...

~~~~~

Aisha: whenever i get stressed or
whenever i feel down, i take out my
phone and look at the group picture we took.

Aisha: i tell myself that if i can survive those idiots, i can survive anything.

~~~~~

Foxglove: i have the sharpest memory

Amber: oh really?

Foxglove: name one time i have
forgotten something.

Amber: the one time you forgot Alice at the supermarket.

Foxglove: i did that on purpose. try
again.

~~~~~

Lila: what is an incorrect quote?

Alice: it's what we are in right now.

Lila: wait wha-

~~~~~

Foxglove: Alice is in court now.

Amber: i broke my leg-

Amber: wait, how did Alice end up
in court?

Foxglove: she hit someone with her car. how did you break your leg?

Amber: someone hit me with a car.

Foxglove:

Amber:

~~~~~

Alice: Aaaaammmbbbeeerrr!

Amber: Alice, go away, i'm working.

Alice: but it's important!

Amber: fine, but make it quick.

Alice: why aren't there lowercase
and uppercase numbers?

Amber:

Amber: what?

Alice: i wanna write loud numbers.

~~~~~

Aisha: Chaos, NO!

Chaos: what?

Aisha: sorry, force of habit.

Aisha: Alice, NO!

~~~~~

Alice: love is dead and never existed.
all you did was betray me as i lay sick
and festering. you are the definition of dread.

Amber: are you ok?

Alice: Lila stole my fucking garlic
bread.

~~~~~

Aisha: your smile? it makes my day.

Olivia: your happiness? i live for that.

Foxglove: a room? get one.

Alice: hotel? trivago.

~~~~~

Thats all for now

But bye! :)))