so anyways

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unrelated i just wanted to put this here but we went to the beach and saw the FATTEST SQUIRREL. T H E F A T T E S T

his name is The King and he is the ruler of a tiny beach squirrel kingdom

im not joking, the normal sized squirrels (who are tiny compared to h i m) give him gifts. lmao he is THE KING OF SQUIRRELS

moving on lmfao

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Aisha: you know what? youre in time out! get on top of the fridge! get up there!

Chaos, climbing up the fridge: this house is A FUCKING NIGHTMARE-

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Aisha: yeah well, i hate you

Alice: no you dont

Aisha, bitterly: no, i dont.

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Lila: i cant stand you!!

Chaos: then sit down

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Aisha: who ate my fries?? im gonna fuckin ki-

Alice: i did

Aisha: -kiss you on the cheek and hug you and give you more fries because you havent been eating enough

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Alice: every time Amber's dog whines, i want to kill it just a little.

*everyone looks at her, concerned*

Aisha: Okay! i think thats enough minecraft for today...

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Amber: why are you covered in blood!??!?

Alice: its not mine

Amber: is that supposed to make us feel better???

Alice: of course

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Aisha: DONT FUCK WITH ME. *aggressively punches the air* I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE

Aisha: *screeches loudly*

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Amber: this is so frustrating! i hate everything! i hate everyone!

Lila, voice cracking: everyone?

Amber, sighing: everyone except you.

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Alice: remember, stay positive!!

Alice: *trips and falls down the stairs*

Alice: gee i sure got down those stairs fast!

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Amber: what are all these dead bodies doing here!?

Chaos, sipping her coffee: honestly, not much.

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Alice: *sees ladybug*

Alice: *tips hat* ma'am.

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Amber: and what do we do when we're sad? we hug our best friend! *tightly hugs Alice*

Lila, nodding: we hug our favorite best friend!! *tightly hugs Alice*

Alice: gUYS, I CANT BReAtHE-

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Amber: did you know that jellyfish have survived for 600,000 years without brains?

Chaos: a ray of hope for Alice.

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this is a pretty short chapter but here lol

buh bye

dfsk