the birds work for the bourgeoisie
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Chaos: no, you dont want to befriend me.
Chaos: im a handful.
Alice, excitedly: i have two hands!!
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Chaos: i think the words youre looking for are "i surrender"
Aisha: the words im looking for i cant say because Lila is present.
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Aisha: making my way downtown
Aisha: walking fast
Chaos: hi Aisha
Aisha: walking faster-
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Alice: *listening to rain* i like the rain, its peaceful
Alice: and it'll clean up a murder :>
Chaos: you wouldnt need the rain to clean up if you used an icicle as a weapon.
Amber: what is wrong with both of you??
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Foxglove: Amber! i need your help!
Amber: im in the middle of something-
Foxglove: we're gonna prank Chaos
Amber: ...
Amber: you have my attention
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Lila: lets play two truths one lie! :>
Amber: alright, ill go first! im really depressed, i have brown eyes, and i once almost got myself killed because i was drunk.
Aisha: Amber i think you got the right idea but its gotta be more challenging.
Lila: her eyes are blue.
Aisha: ...
Aisha: you once WHAT-
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Amber: whats the best way to someone's heart?
Chaos: a knife to the space between the third and fourth rib
Alice: or you could use a bullet
Chaos: valid point
Amber: why do i even try with you two.
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Alice: Chaos, youre so tall. what can you see from up there?
Chaos: everyones flaws.
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Lila: are you talking to yourself?
Foxglove: yes.
Foxglove: its the only way to have an intelligent conversation in this house
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Amber: i wonder what she's thinking about.
Alice: yeah she seems a little out of it.
Lila: maybe shes planning how to take down Chaos?
Aisha: *wii music playing in her head*
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Alice: oh come on Aisha!
Alice: when have i ever done anything rash or irresponsible?
Aisha: i keep a list.
Aisha: its alphabetized.
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Acatin: girls are hot
Acatin: guys are hot
Acatin: why is everyone so hot??
Chaos: global warming.
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Chaos: my dreams died a long time ago
Amber: when?
Chaos: when did you show up again?
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Aisha: ive got everything under control!
Foxglove: is that why everythings on fire?
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Amber: guys, im inventing a new word today! forgret!
Amber: its forget and regret all in one!
Amber:
Amber: please help me
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*playing truth or dare*
Lila: Amber, i dare you to-
Aisha: Amber isnt allowed to accept dares.
Amber: apparently i have "no regard for my personal safety"
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Chaos: no one throws Alice off a roof
Chaos: *menacing pause*
Chaos: except for me.
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Aisha: trust me, i know what im doing.
Amber: not even gOD KNOWS WHAT YOURE DOING, AISHA
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Acatin: theres too many songs about love.
Acatin: not enough about sword fights.
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Aisha: did you most laughs you hear on tv shows were recorded in the 1950s?
Aisha: that means, technically, youre most likely hearing dead people laugh.
Amber: that may be an interesting fact but i can always hear dead people laughing.
Aisha: Amber.
Aisha: what the fuck does that mean.
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i know ive prolly used a couple of these before lol
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Aisha: wanna see how hardcore i am?
Aisha: *punches a wall*
Aisha: take me to a hospital.
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i think thats a good place to stop lol
byebye
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