the birds work for the bourgeoisie

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Chaos: no, you dont want to befriend me.

Chaos: im a handful.

Alice, excitedly: i have two hands!!

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Chaos: i think the words youre looking for are "i surrender"

Aisha: the words im looking for i cant say because Lila is present.

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Aisha: making my way downtown

Aisha: walking fast

Chaos: hi Aisha

Aisha: walking faster-

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Alice: *listening to rain* i like the rain, its peaceful

Alice: and it'll clean up a murder :>

Chaos: you wouldnt need the rain to clean up if you used an icicle as a weapon.

Amber: what is wrong with both of you??

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Foxglove: Amber! i need your help!

Amber: im in the middle of something-

Foxglove: we're gonna prank Chaos

Amber: ...

Amber: you have my attention

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Lila: lets play two truths one lie! :>

Amber: alright, ill go first! im really depressed, i have brown eyes, and i once almost got myself killed because i was drunk.

Aisha: Amber i think you got the right idea but its gotta be more challenging.

Lila: her eyes are blue.

Aisha: ...

Aisha: you once WHAT-

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Amber: whats the best way to someone's heart?

Chaos: a knife to the space between the third and fourth rib

Alice: or you could use a bullet

Chaos: valid point

Amber: why do i even try with you two.

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Alice: Chaos, youre so tall. what can you see from up there?

Chaos: everyones flaws.

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Lila: are you talking to yourself?

Foxglove: yes.

Foxglove: its the only way to have an intelligent conversation in this house

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Amber: i wonder what she's thinking about.

Alice: yeah she seems a little out of it.

Lila: maybe shes planning how to take down Chaos?

Aisha: *wii music playing in her head*

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Alice: oh come on Aisha! 

Alice: when have i ever done anything rash or irresponsible?

Aisha: i keep a list.

Aisha: its alphabetized.

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Acatin: girls are hot

Acatin: guys are hot

Acatin: why is everyone so hot??

Chaos: global warming.

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Chaos: my dreams died a long time ago

Amber: when?

Chaos: when did you show up again?

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Aisha: ive got everything under control!

Foxglove: is that why everythings on fire?

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Amber: guys, im inventing a new word today! forgret!

Amber: its forget and regret all in one!

Amber:

Amber: please help me

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*playing truth or dare*

Lila: Amber, i dare you to-

Aisha: Amber isnt allowed to accept dares.

Amber: apparently i have "no regard for my personal safety"

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Chaos: no one throws Alice off a roof

Chaos: *menacing pause*

Chaos: except for me.

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Aisha: trust me, i know what im doing.

Amber: not even gOD KNOWS WHAT YOURE DOING, AISHA

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Acatin: theres too many songs about love.

Acatin: not enough about sword fights.

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Aisha: did you most laughs you hear on tv shows were recorded in the 1950s?

Aisha: that means, technically, youre most likely hearing dead people laugh.

Amber: that may be an interesting fact but i can always hear dead people laughing.

Aisha: Amber.

Aisha: what the fuck does that mean.

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i know ive prolly used a couple of these before lol

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Aisha: wanna see how hardcore i am?

Aisha: *punches a wall*

Aisha: take me to a hospital.

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i think thats a good place to stop lol

byebye

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