more things from the AJR incorrect quotes book
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someone: *insults Alice or Amber*
Chaos, looking at Aisha: how the hell is she holding that many knives?-
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Amber: AISHA IS THAT THE POLICE???
Amber: IM CALLING THE WEED *types 4:20 into a microwave*
Alice picks up: this is 4:20 whatchya smokin?
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Amber, spinning around on a chair: 🎶hi thanks for checking im ~still a piece of garbageeee~🎶
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(yes some of these are vines XD)
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Chaos: anyone else have the weird urge to scold themselves?
Chaos, pretending to be Aisha: "Chaos, what are you doing, blah blah blah-"
Aisha, walking downstairs: Chaos, what are you doing?
Chaos, gasping: Ive conjured her
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Aisha: *hits her head and passes out*
Amber: OH MY GOD SHE PASSED OUT! CALL 911!!!
Alice, panicking: OKAY, WHAT'S THEIR NUMBER??
Amber: I DONT KNOW
Aisha: *wakes up* you dumb shits.
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Aisha: does anyone have any ideas?
Lila:
Alice:
Amber:
Foxglove:
Chaos: I have a great idea!! what if-
Aisha: no.
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Chaos: Aisha sneezed earlier and i accidentally said "shut the fuck up" instead of "bless you".
Amber: how the hell do you accidentally say that??
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*loud thud*
Amber: what was that?
Aisha: my shirt fell.
Amber: that sounded a lot heavier than a shirt.
Aisha: thats because i was in it.
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Alice: i have an idea.
Lila: a good idea?
Alice: now, lets not get ahead of ourselves.
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Foxglove: *climbs in through the window after sneaking out*
Aisha: *turns in chair* its 3:07 am, where were you?
Foxglove: uHhh... i was studying with Amber.
Amber, climbing out of the cabinets: try again
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Amber: wow do you see what Alice is doing? it looks pretty dangerous.
Chaos: whatever, i dont care.
Alice: *almost falls*
Chaos, immediately rushing over to her: bE CAREFUL-
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Chaos: when i die, my tombstone wont say RIP, it'll say VIP.
Amber: thats because they reserved a special place in hell for you.
Chaos: yeah, the throne.
Aisha: *spits out cereal*
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Amber, sighing: nobody loves me.
Alice, surprised: you sure?
Amber: yeah, absolutely.
Alice, grabbing Aisha and Lila and pointing at them and herself aggressively: yOU REALLY FREAKING SURE???
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Chaos: if no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it, how bad of a decision can it really be?
Alice:.... you do have a point.
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Aisha: wheres Chaos?
Amber: doing stuff
Aisha: well, wheres Lila?
Amber: shes trying to stop Chaos from doing the stuff
Aisha: okay, wheres Alice?
Amber: shes stopping Lila from stopping Chaos from doing stuff.
Aisha: If theyre all doing that, why arent you with them?
Amber: I have to stop you from stopping Alice whos stopping Lila from stopping Chaos.
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Alice: guys, on a scale of 1 to 10, whats your favorite color of the alphabet? mines square!
Chaos: 17.
Amber: wait what
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Amber: did you eat my powdered donuts?
Chaos, with her mouth full of donuts: no.
Amber: then whats that white powder on your jeans?
Chaos: cocaine.
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Professor: What are the three stages of life?
Amber: Birth
Alice: what the fuck is this
Chaos: and death
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Girl: im cold
Her boyfriend: here *gives her his coat*
Alice: im cold-
Amber and Aisha: *give her their coats*
Aisha: why didn't you tell us sooner!? *wraps a scarf around her*
Amber: Yeah! *steals someones blanket and gives it to Alice*
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the moral of the story is that Alice is the favorite lmao
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Aisha: *sees two people break something on accident*
Aisha: hah. what a bunch of idiots.
Aisha: *realizes its Amber and Alice*
Aisha: oh no, those are my idiots.
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Alice: theres three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and our way!
Amber: isnt our way just the wrong way?
Alice and Chaos: yeah but its faster!
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Lila: oh fiddlesticks!
Aisha: look, i know this is a tense situation but lets watch our goddamn motherfucking language!
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Amber: hey Aisha I think im lactose intolerant.
Aisha: why is tha- OHMYGOD
Amber: yeah i had some chocolate milk earlier then i threw up.
Aisha: THERES A KNIFE IN YOUR STOMACH, AMBER
Amber, looking at her stomach: oh yeah, i forgot that was there
Aisha: *Having a panic attack*
Amber: so anyway i had some milk-
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lmao bye
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