what am i doing with my life

literally the only reason im posting this is because Jackie posted one too sdkjfkjs

nobody is allowed to judge me 

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Acatin: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Marvin: Acatin, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

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Acatin: I'm a reverse necromancer.
Marvin: Isn't that just killing people?
Acatin: Ah, technicality.

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Acatin: Okay, truth or dare?
Marvin: Truth
Acatin: How many hours have you slept this week?
Marvin:
Marvin: ...Dare
Acatin: Go to bed.
Marvin: I don't like this game.

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Acatin: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Marvin: You and me!!!
Acatin, tearing up: OkAy-

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Marvin: You often use humor to deflect trauma
Acatin: Thank you
Marvin: I didn't say that was a good thing
Acatin: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

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Acatin: You love me, right, Marvin?
Marvin: Normally, I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it.

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Marvin: Violence isn't the answer.
Acatin: You're right.
Marvin: *sighs in relief*
Acatin: Violence is the question.
Marvin: What?
Acatin, bolting away: And the answer is yES!
Marvin, running after them: NO-

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Acatin: Am I going too far?
Marvin: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.

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Acatin: I'm incredibly fast at math.
Marvin: Alright, what's 30x17?
Acatin: 47
Marvin: That's not even close.
Acatin: But it was fast.

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Acatin: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Marvin: I do have a sense of humor you know
Acatin: I've never heard you laugh before
Marvin: I've never heard you say anything funny

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Acatin: I'm gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Marvin: Only if you also don't ask why
Marvin: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.
Acatin:
Marvin:
Acatin: This one is fine

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ok im done byebye kfkfsjdkjd