Lmao, these are pretty good too

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Aisha: life is like a game of chess!

Aisha:

Aisha: i don't know how to play chess.

~~~~~

Foxglove, texting: quit throwing rocks
at my window. what do you think you
have a phone for?

Amber, texting back: oh shit you're
right, my bad

*glass breaking noise*

Foxglove, peeking her head through
the now broken window: diD YOU
JUST THROW YOUR FUCKING PHONE
THROUGH MY WINDOW?!

~~~~~

Alice: did you hear about that guy
who was paralyzed after eating 413
chicken nuggets?

Chaos: so the limit is 412.

~~~~~

Chaos: Aisha, hey, i hate to be "that
guy" but i glued myself to the ceiling
again

~~~~~

Lila, concerned: when was the last
time you slept?

Amber, holding her 13th cup of coffee: yes

~~~~~

Foxglove, to everyone else: can you all just be serious for 5 minutes?

Alice: our record is 3 and a half minutes-

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Chaos: y'know, synonyms are weird. you can say "have a nice day" to sound
nice.

Chaos: but you can't say "enjoy the next 24 hours" without sounding very
threatening.

Alice: or if i invite someone over to my cottage in the woods, it sounds pleasant.

Alice: but if i invite someone over to my cabin in the woods, they're gonna die.

Amber: my favorite is "butt dial" versus "booty call"

Aisha: why are you guys in my room

~~~~~

Lila: i hate you with every inch of my body!

Chaos: that's not a lot of inches

~~~~~

Amber: alright you two, now just
remember... don't trust atoms. they
make up everything.

Aisha and Foxglove:

Amber: waiT NO SHUT THE DOOR WE'RE ON THE HIGHWAY

~~~~~

Amber: *does something mildly nice*

Foxglove: thanks, i'd kill god for you.

~~~~~

Aisha: alright, now where are you?

Alice, not knowing where she is: yes

~~~~~

Foxglove, wearing her mask: where's my mask?

~~~~~

Foxglove: you all are so immature!

Everyone else in the group, standing
on tables and chairs:

Alice: those are some mighty words for someone standing in lava

~~~~~

Foxglove: how do british people shower?

Foxglove: just like everyone else, we get nice and warm,

Foxglove: and then we reach for the teabags-

~~~~~

Foxglove: i've only known Amber for 3 days but if anything happens to her
i'm gonna kill everyone in this room
and then myself

~~~~~

Amber: hey look at this new umbrella i got, i'm gonna open it.

Alice: no don't, you're gonna get bad
luck

Amber: *opens umbrella*

Chaos: who summoned me

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Chaos: *traps wasp under a cup*

Chaos: *places two more cups*

Amber: please no-

Chaos: *starts shuffling the cups*

~~~~~

Amber: i have no idea how many
cookies it takes to become happy, but
so far it's not 27

~~~~~

Alice: i see the glass as half full, Amber sees it as half empty, Aisha drinks straight from the bottle and Chaos threw the glass at the wall.

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Aisha: no fear

Amber: Chaos cooking unsupervised

Aisha: one fear

~~~~~

Alice: being cute sucks, when you're
angry everyone's like "aww how cute"
but like, recognize my power you
mortals

~~~~~

Alice: candles? what's this, date
night?

Chaos: first of all, this is not a date
night, i'm trying to sacrifice you-

~~~~~

Chaos: due to personal reasons, i will now be committing mass genocide.

~~~~~

Amber: what's it like to be friends
with Alice?

Lika: when she was pissed at me i asked for a glass of water. she gave me a glass full of ice and told me to wait.

~~~~~

"i don't need gasoline to start a fire! all
i need is these two hands and no adult
supervision!"

-Chaos and Alice

~~~~~

Amber: Aisha yelled at me for trying to eat laundry detergent and it was one of the scariest moments in my life

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Amber: i've made a decision.

Aisha: yep

Amber: i'm gonna go to the kitchen,

Aisha: mhm

Amber: open the dishwasher,

Aisha: yeah

Amber: and climb inside the dishwasher.

Aisha:

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Aisha: *walks into glass door*

Olivia: oh god she's so cute

~~~~~

Aisha: are you inside my ceiling Chaos?

Chaos, from inside the ceiling: no.

~~~~~

Alice, chasing a random deer: EXCUSE ME BAMBI, CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?

Aisha: Alice NO.

~~~~~

Aisha: Amber, are you ok?

Amber: Chaos told me to replace the
milk in my cereal with red bull and
now i haven't slept in 73 hours

Aisha:

Aisha: you could've just said no.

~~~~~

Chaos: microwaves be like, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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11 year old Alice: who are you?

Alice: i'm you, but gayer

Aisha, in the background: and this is why we don't let you time travel

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Chaos: we don't need short people.

Lila: listen bitch when you need someone to fit into a small place where you giants can't fit we won't help because you've slandered us like this

Chaos: sorry, i can't hear you because i'm too busy taking cereal from the top shelf and being allowed on roller coasters

~~~~~

Amber: so, i have made a decision to
trust you, just this once.

Chaos: a horrible decision, really

~~~~~

Aisha: ok everyone, i'm going out, so i've left a bowl full of advice, on the table.

Aisha: *takes paper out of bowl*

Aisha: for example, "Foxglove and Alice, stop arguing."

Aisha: *takes another paper out of bowl*

Aisha: or "Chaos, stop threatening
people's lives."

~~~~~

Aisha, hoping for a normal day: good morning

Alice and Chaos: we've decided to adopt a pet lizard

~~~~~

Alice: *hugs Lila*

Lila: what are you doing?

Alice: i'm appreciating the little things in life

Lila: GO TO HELL

~~~~~

Interviewer: so Aisha, how did you
meet your group?

Aisha: i met Amber at a magic show and we talked afterwards.

Aisha: i met Foxglove in an alleyway on accident.

Aisha: i met Chaos at a gucci store, she was trying to steal stuff.

Aisha: and i met Alice when we were both thrown into a garbage truck.

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Aisha: where's the idiot?

Foxglove: Amber is downstairs

Lila: Chaos is in the kitchen drinking chocolate milk

Olivia: Alice is outside

Owen: Sebastian is outside with Alice

Ruby: Felix is in the kitchen trying to
stop Chaos from drinking too much
chocolate milk

Aisha: ..thanks?