so these quotes come from a book of AJR incorrect quotes (they wanted people to give them credit so here lol SprinkleSquid)

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Aisha, walking up to a store manager: Hey I lost my friends can i make an announcement?

Store manager: yeah sure *hands her the microphone*

Aisha: goodbye you little shits!

Amber and Alice: ????

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Alice: I'm the kind of person who likes to think things through!

Foxglove: since when? I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire.

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Aisha, looking in the fridge and sighing: I'm the only snack in this house, as always.

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Alice, singing to the tune of The Final Countdown: ITS A MENTAL BREAK DOWN!!!

Amber: *off key kazoo*

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Amber, opening the door: After you.

Foxglove: no, after you

Amber: i insist, after you

Foxglove: no, no no, after you

Aisha, pushing past both of them: after me!

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Amber: Aisha, whats it like to be a caffine addict?

Aisha: see those six cars? a caffine addict would see twelve.

Amber:

Amber:... theres only three cars.

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Aisha: did you even listen to a single word i said?

Alice: in my defense, i listened to about five which is a new record for me

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Amber: Aisha doesn't have a life plan. She doesn't even have a day plan. i once found a note she wrote to herself that said "put on pants".

Amber: ...followed by a question mark.

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Amber: be careful with the onions, theyll make you cry.

Alice: not if i make them cry first!

Alice: *stabs onion*

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Alice, with her foot stuck in a chair: you may be asking, "Alice, how did you get stuck in a chair?"

Alice, slightly baffled and trying to get out: Well guys, Alice doesn't know either.

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Amber: do you want to hear the good news or the bad news first.

Aisha: uh.. the good news

Amber:

Amber: well its very unlikely that ill do it again-

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Aisha: hey Amber can you carry this for me?

Amber: i can barely carry the weight of my own depression.

Aisha: Amber, just pick up the freaking grocery bag.

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Alice, rushing into the room: GUYS. THE FLOOR IS LAVA

Alice and Lila: *jump onto the couch, screaming*

Amber slowly laying on the floor: oh no.

Alice: Amber! the floor is lava! get on the couch!

Amber, sighing and not moving: i wish i could, but the lava is just too much.

Lila, with tears in her eyes: wE CANT LOSE YOU LIKE THIS

Amber: Im sorry but i think its my time to go

Alice and Lila: NOOOOOOOOO

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Lila: Amber won't come out of her room.

Aisha, looking at her phone: eh, just tell her i said something.

Lila: like what?

Aisha: something factually incorrect.

Amber, a few minutes later: did yOU JUST SAY THAT THE SUN IS A FREAKING PLANET????

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Aisha: *wakes up in the middle of the night to Alice, an inch away from her face*

Alice: so we had this id- stop screaming- so we had this idea.

Aisha: what the hell??? whos "we"????

Chaos, popping up beside Alice: we had this idea-

Aisha: dear god theres two of them-

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Foxglove: do you want to tell me how you crashed the car?

Olivia: well, we where driving, and a deer ran out into the road, so i shouted "Aisha! Deer!"

Aisha:

Olivia: do you want to tell her what your response was?

Aisha:

Aisha: "yes honey?"

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(side note, in past chapters, Aisha's gf has always been called Hannah but i finally made a design for her and Olivia fits better so yeah.)

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Chaos: do you know what people always ask me?

Aisha: "please leave the premises"?

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Alice, knocking on Amber's door: Amber! Can we go to a haunted house??

Amber: whats wrong with the one we live in?

Alice: wait- WHAT?

Amber: *slowly closes the door*

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Olivia: I have high standards

Aisha: yo, i can drink this smoothie in two seconds

Olivia: oh no, youre meeting all of my standards

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Alice: that pigeon is pissing me off

Amber: its literally just standing there

Alice: yet here i am, boiling with rage

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Guy in a movie, dramatically: She was poetry, but he couldn't read.

Amber: his name was Jared, hes nineteen!

Alice: When his parents built a very strange machine!

Aisha: Watch that scene, digging the dancing queen!

Amber, Alice, and Aisha: AAAAAAAAAYYYY, MACARENA!!

Everyone else in the movie theatre: if you three won't shut up-

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Alice, grinning: I can hold the whole world in my arms!

Amber: thats impossible-

Alice: *tightly hugs Amber and Aisha*

Amber, starting to cry: gross.

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Aisha: theres only one thing worse than dying.

Aisha: *rips off a paper above "dying" to reveal the name Amber*

Amber: ME.

Aisha: nO-

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Aisha: i am at a loss for words!

Chaos, looking into a fake camera and narrating: despite being at a loss for words, Aisha yelled at me for the next ten minutes.

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thats it for now bye