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Chaos: N... No!
Felix: A fair rebuttal. However, consider this counterpoint: Y... Yes???
~~~~~
Alice: Why does Lila always do the laundry so loudly?
Amber: So eveyrone knows that no one helps her out in the house.
Lila, in the distance: *slams the washing machine shut*
~~~~~
Lila: Alice, how could you possibly have gotten into this much trouble in one day?
Alice: It... It didn't take me the whole day...
~~~~~
Alice: So... what’s goin’ on?
Amber: You want the long version or the short version?
Alice, hesitantly: The short one, I guess?
Amber: Shit’s fucked.
Alice: Oh. Well, yeah, that’s definitely not an optimal situation
~~~~~
Amber: ....Thou shalt not marry each other, for thy art both sinful...
Lila: I just wanna fucking marry Alice!!
~~~~~
Lila: How do you do that?
Amber: I'm fearless.
Alice: I saw you run from bees yesterday. You flailed around and tripped over a chair. It was both hysterical and sad.
Amber: I'm mostly fearless.
~~~~~
Lila, watching Alice do something stupid: Amber, you're officially only the second highest risk here.
Amber: Hell yeah! I'm gonna—
Lila: Don't finish that sentence, you'll move back up.
~~~~~
Alice: Yo dumbass, get over here.
Amber: Okay-
Lila: *gleefully runs past* I’m coming!
Amber, sadly: I thought... I was dumbass...
~~~~~
Lila: Why would anyone want to harm Alice?
Amber: Maybe because they met her?
~~~~~
Amber: I’ve never asked someone out. How do you even do it?
Alice: Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say: “Hey… how you doin’?”
Lila, scoffing: Oh, please.
Alice, to Lila: Hey, how you doin’?
Lila:
Lila: *giggles and blushes*
~~~~~
Lila: Do you think different paints have different tastes?
Amber: They do.
Alice: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?
~~~~~
Amber: Alice has no survival skills, their need to win has replaced them.
Lila: That can't be true!
Amber: Watch this.
Amber: Hey Alice, race you to the bottom of the stairs!
Alice: *Throws herself out a window*
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