I'm on a roll today

~~~~~

Foxglove: i care about everyone in this group equally.

Alice: i started a war again while
you were gone.

Foxglove: IS AMBER OKAY??????

~~~~~

Lila: hey, can i borrow your water
bucket real quick?

Amber: sure. for what?

Lila, casually walking away: i set
my house on fire.

Amber: oh okay- wait WHAT?

~~~~~

Alice: don't let an another person ruin
your day.

Chaos, walking into the room: RUIN
YOUR OWN DAMN DAY!

~~~~~

Amber: may not be controversial, but
the only valid music genre is perry the platypus theme song.

~~~~~

Alice: i think Olivia mixed up our
lunches. look.

Alice: *holds up post-it note that says
"i love you so much"*

Aisha: oh, that explains this.

Aisha: *holds up post-it note that says
"please be good. for the love of god, be  good-"*

~~~~~

Aisha: i guess you could say... i've
fallen for you

Olivia: you just fell down an entire flight of stairs how are you alive-

~~~~~

Chaos: i know what i'm doing!

Amber: Chaos, not even GOD knows
what you're doing!

~~~~~

Chaos: it's 100% easier to not do things than to do them.

~~~~~

Foxglove: Amber, are you sure you're
ok?

Amber: yeah, i'm absolutely fine!

Foxglove: are you sure? today at 4am
you asked if you could borrow some
glue to hold your life together

~~~~~

*playing minecraft*

Aisha: OLIVIA YOU THIEF!

Aisha: YOU STEAL MY POTATOES, MY
DIAMONDS

Aisha: WHAT'S NEXT?

Olivia: your last name

Aisha:... that was smooth.

~~~~~

K I'm done bye