SAARC: This is it! This is the final straw!

Sri Lanka: Wait, we’re out of straws?

Nepal: No, I thought I saw some in the kitchen.

Bhutan: You guys actually use straws?

Sri Lanka: No not usually, but Maldives likes them so if I’m out I’ll usually pick some up.

Nepal: Well don’t get paper straws.

Maldives: Oh, they make metal straws now! We can grab some of those!

Bhutan: What’s wrong with just regular plastic straws?

Afghanistan: The turtles, Bhutan.

Bhutan: Turtles don’t use straws.

Afghanistan: I-I know, that’s not what I was trying to-

Pakistan: Alright alright, first things first we need to work out if we even need more straws. Okay?

Bangladesh: Well SAARC just said he used the last straw.

India: Well, maybe he was lying.

Maldives: Why would he lie about something like that?

Afghanistan: Ask him yourself. He’s climbing out the window right now.