India: Look, Pakistan, I know we don’t get along.

Pakistan: *scoffs* Yeah we sure as heck don’t.

India: Shut up. I brought you a gift as a peace offering.

Pakistan: What is it?

India: *handing it to t
him* Here, it’s a bath bomb. You just throw it into the bath when you need to relax.

Pakistan:

Pakistan: India, this is a toaster.