Kel versus Darude

Kel

Kay: Hi Mel!

Mel, hugging Kay: You are a precious being and I will protect you with my *l i f e*.

Kay, very confused: Okay?

Darude

T-Dude: Hey Dark!

Dark: I'm going to throw you out of a window.

T-Dude: What!? Why!?

Dark, already picking T-Dude up: No clue.