Void: Why is Switchy crying?
Troy: They saw a leaf on the sidewalk and-
Switchy: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY!
Void: Please don’t say what I think you’re gonna say-
Switchy: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH!
Void: NO, NOT THAT!

KRSHHH

March 7th: What are you in the mood for?
Troy: World domination.
March 7th: That's a bit ambitious.
Troy: You are my world.
March 7th: Aww...
Troy:
March 7th:
Troy:
March 7th: OH.

KRSHHH

Troy: Hey Switchy, do you know where my knife is?

Switchy: The red and bloody one?

Troy: Yeah-

Switchy: It's over in my vault-

Troy: Why is it in your vault?

Switchy: I may have or may have not killed Void

Kru, just walks in: You killed Void? Nice job-

Void's Soul: *holding up a gun against Switchy's forehead*

(Written by me lol)

KRSHHH

March 7th: I'm trash.
Troy: As someone who's environmentally conscious, it's my duty to pick you up. Does 7 work for you?
March 7th:
March 7th: You smooth motherfucker.
March 7th: And yes it does.

KRSHHH

*Bullying Prevention Day at school*
Teacher: Serena, what would you do if one of your classmates viciously teased you again and again?
Serena: Oh, that’s easy. I’d take a pencil out of my pencil case—
Teacher: To write something to your teacher?
Serena: —make sure that it’s really sharp, and ram it into their eye at full tilt! My mom always says the pencil is mightier than the sword because they can’t outlaw bringing pencils to school!
Teacher: *internal screaming*

(Admire to Kill Serena in about 2 paragraphs. Lol)

KRSHHH

Switchy: What’s up with Troy? They’ve been laying on the floor for like….an hour now?
Void: They're just a little overwhelmed.
Switchy: Why?
Void: March 7th smiled at them.

(if anyone actually smiled at me id literally become a mess of a human imao)

KRSHHH

March 7th: Hold the fuck up.
Troy: Excuse me?
March 7th: I said hold the fuck up.
Troy:
March 7th: I’m the fuck up, hold me.

KRSHH

Troy: We can’t tell you because you’re not a member of the club.
March 7th: What club?
Serena: The hating March 7th club.
March 7th: …The fuck? I should be the leader of that club!

(Lets be honest, we all hate ourselves sometimes)

KRSHHH

Void: *Gasp*
Kru: wHAT??
Void: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?
Kru: *inhales*
Switchy, in another room with Serena: Why can I hear screeching?

(Nah but i can explain this. Soy, in Spanish means "I am" in English, so we could say I am milk aka Soy Milk.)

KRSHH

Serena: I'm cold.
Void: Here, take my hoodie.
*meanwhile*
March 7th: I'm cold.
Troy: I can't control the weather, March 7th

(Nah but fr tho id just stay there in my fuckin hoodie and be like "what the fuck is existence" )

KRSHHH

*The Squad is on a hike*
Kru: It’s beautiful out here.
March 7th: And quiet.
Kru: Too quiet.
March 7th: Did we lose someone?
*cut to Switchy with a bear in a headlock*

KRSHH

March 7th: Did you know you remind me of all 26 letters of the alphabet?
Troy: What? Like J F K W S Q X-
March 7th: No, like, U R A Q T.
Troy: Awwww!

KRSHHH

Troy: *shoves their hand in the slot of a toaster*
March 7th: …
Troy: …I get confused sometimes.
March 7th: Me too.

KRSHH

Serena: I’ve organized your messages into three categories.
Serena: “From Kru”
Serena: “Death Threats”
Serena: and “Death Threats From Kru”

GOODBYE FUCKERS