Switchy : Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off?
March 7th: What? No, I-
Troy: *enters room*
Switchy : *jaw clenches*

KRSH
Switchy : I am convinced Void and Fittle share a brain cell.
March 7th: And it's not in use very often, it seems.

KRSHHH

Switchy : *gets a text* Oh! It's Kru.
Void, excitedly: Did they get me the stuff?
Switchy : Yeah, they say they got you the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood.
Void: Wow! Where'd they find 12 gallons of fake blood?
Switchy : You wanted fake blood?
Void:
Switchy : I'll go call Kru.

KRSHHH

Switchy : Did you like the food I made?
Kru: No, not really.
Switchy : But I put my heart and soul into it!
Kru: No wonder it tastes so cold and dead.

KRSHHH

Kru: I desire moisture.
Switchy : Please just say "I want water" like a normal person.

KRSHHH

Kru: *sees March 7th and Troy together*
Kru: They're cute. I would put them on a boat.
Fittle : You mean... you ship them?

KRSHHH

Switchy : Hey, Fittle . Why did the chicken cross the road?
Fittle : To get to the other side?
Switchy : You were supposed to say "I dunno, why?"
Fittle : Uh... fine. I don't know. Why did it cross the road?
Switchy : To get to the idiot's house.
Fittle : ...Ok?
Troy: Hey, Fittle . Knock knock.
Fittle : No.
Troy: You were supposed to say "who's there?"
Fittle : Fine... let's get this over with. Who's there?
Troy: The chicken.
Fittle :
Troy:
Switchy :
Fittle : Listen here you little shits-

KRSHHH

Troy to March 7th, who's about to get married: Today, two families are becoming one.
Void, in an ominous voice: Two families enter, one family leaves.
Fittle : That sounds so threatening...
Switchy : The Wedding Games...
Kru: May the bouquet toss be ever in your favor.
March 7th: Beautiful.
Troy: Fuck all of you!

HUNGER GAMES REFEENCE GO BRRRRRRR

KRSHH

Switchy : You're alive.
March 7th: No need to sound so disappointed.

KRSHH

Fittle & March 7th in the back of Void's car: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!
Troy: We have food at home.
Void: *pulls into the McDonald's drivethrough*
Fittle & March 7th: YAYYYYYY!
Void: *orders one black coffee and leaves*

BLACK COFFEE IS WAR CRIMES THO 💀

KRSHH

March 7th: Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, there's no snow in Snowdin, buy gold, bye!

KRSHH

Switchy : I just had a long talk with March 7th and Troy about hitting and now they are yelling "it's my turn to perpetuate the cycle of violence" before hitting each other

KRSHHH

Troy, at Switchy 's funeral: I need a moment with them.
Everyone else at the funeral: Of course. *leaves*
Troy, leaning over Switchy 's coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you're not dead.
Switchy , sitting up in the coffin: Yeah, no shit.

WHY IS THIS ACCURATE 💀💀

KRSHHH

Troy: Christmas is cancelled.
Fittle : You can't cancel a holiday.
Troy: Keep it up, Fittle , and you'll lose New Year's too.
Fittle : What does that mean?
Troy: Void, take New Year's away from Fittle .

KRSHHHH

Fittle : I'm a reverse necromancer!
Void: Isn't that just-
Switchy : No. Shut up. Shut the fuck up. You are literally so fucking unfunny that it hurts. It physically hurts my body knowing that people still think murder is funny. I cant believe im saying this but do you guys know how chronically online you all are, thinking that saying "oOh iM a rEVeRsE nECrOmANcER i LOvE tO kiLL pEOpLe" is genuinely funny and will get everyone in the room shitting themselves from laughter?? cause its not. It's fucking not. In fact, its the unfunniest fucking joke ever. Not just any joke about killing people. This one specifically. Its so unfunny and stupid. Nobody is fucking laughing at that, Fittle . It makes you look like a greasy emo kid who has never been outside once in their life and uses tumblr religiously. Like not even the funny side of tumblr. the fucking unfunny side filled with overused jokes about murder and illegal acts. Honestly, youre so unfunny, Fittle . Fuck you.

KRSHHH

Kru: Truth or dare?
March 7th: Truth.
Kru: How many hours have you slept this week?
March 7th:
March 7th: Dare.
Kru: Go to sleep.
March 7th: I don't like this game.

same for me tbh

KRSHHH

Troy: Name something you believed in as a child that you no longer do as an adult.
March 7th: Myself.

SAME AND IM STILL NOT AN ADULT

THAT'S IT FUCKERS