March 7th: I know where you live.
Kru: Where?
March 7th: In a house.

KRSHH

Serena: Respect my trans homies or I’m gonna identify as a fucking problem.

KRSHH

Troy: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-
March 7th: Awwww, you’re so adorable! Give me a hug~
Troy: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-
Ash, recording: This is so cute.

KRSHHH
Troy: Let's all agree that going up the stairs on all fours is actually the best experience on earth.
March 7th: Conversely, going down the stairs on all fours is actually the most terrifying experience on earth.

KRSHHH

Kru: If I ever had a child, I imagine they would be a lot like you.
Void: Aww, thanks—
Kru: Which is probably why I’ve never reproduced.

I can actually see that roast in one of the ToD'S-

KRSH

Serena: Look, do I consider myself attractive? Yes. But would I have sex with my clone? Also yes.

KRSHH

Kru: What language do they speak at the center of the earth?
Kru: Core-ean
March 7th: Actually Kru, the center of the earth is arond 5430 degrees Celsius! Nobody is going to live there so they don’t need a language!
Kru: Core-ean! :D
March 7th: One of these days you wont wake up

KRSHHH

Serena: She was poetry, but he couldn't read.
March 7th: His name was Jared he's 19.
Switchy: When his parents built a very strange machine.
Troy, singing: Watch that scene, digging the dancing queen.
Ash, singing: Eyyyy, Macarena!
Kru: Horrible job everyone.

KRSHHH

*Serena and Troy playing minecraft*
Serena: Oh no, oh no, oh no-
Troy: What’s wrong?
Serena: I did a thing.
Troy: You regret the thing you dID-
Serena: *screams*
Troy: What the fuck did you do- *sees mass of aggravated Piglin* Damn it-
Serena: *screams again*

KRSHHH

Ash: What's the signal when something goes wrong?
Troy: We yell, 'oh shit.'
Serena: ...That'll work.

KRSHHH

Switchy: So, what’s Serena's type?
Troy: Blue eyes, kind, oblivious, good sense of humor, turtle lover.
Switchy: Sounds kind of like me. Too bad we’re just friends.
Troy: Did I mention oblivious?
Switchy: Yeah, why?
Troy: Okay, just making sure.

KRSHHH
Switchy: *running towards Serena with open arms*
Serena: *moves out of the way*
Switchy: Hey, why'd you move?!
Serena: I thought you were going to attack me.
Switchy: I was going to hug you!
Serena: Why would you hug me?
Switchy: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

KRSHHH

Void: A sprite is anything not static.
Fittle: A sprite is a variable object, be it 2d or 3d.
March 7th: A sprite is a fucking soda.
March 7th: You god damn geekass bastards.

KRSHHH

Kru: What's the worst thing you guys have done?
Troy: Rickrolled my teacher in 4th grade.
Void: I kicked Fittle in the shin-
Fittle: -So I kicked Void between the legs.
Humanoid: I burned a town down.
Kru: What?!
Fittle: What the hell is wrong with you?!?
Humanoid: A lot of things.
Void: No shit.

Actually burning a town down dosent seem so bad-

KRSHHH

*The Squad is playing Minecraft together*
Fittle: Ooh, a village! You know what that means!
Serena: Hostile takeover?
March 7th: Genocide?
Void: Steal everything!
Fittle: No, I meant-
Ash: I didn’t know we would fight the ender dragon this early! A village worth of beds isn’t enough!
Troy: WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING?!?!
Fittle: …I was going to say move into the village and become the mayors…
Ash: Ohhhh! That sounds like a better idea.
Troy: Agreed.

KRSHHH

Kru: Hey, what have you two been up to?
Humanoid: We were helping Troy write their vows, but they kicked us out because Ash was making inappropriate suggestions.
Ash: How is “March 7th, I love your sweet ass” inappropriate?

KRSHHYY

March 7th: How are you gonna carve a gigantic pumpkin?
Troy: The same way I make onion rings!
Troy: *grabs a chainsaw*

KRSHH

Switchy: Hey, Serena, do you have feelings for me?
Serena: Yeah, anger.

KRSHHH

Humanoid, T-posing in the doorway: Greetings, Switchy.
Switchy, not looking up from their coffee: Good morning, problem child.

KRSHHH

March 7th: Am I right, Troy?
Troy: I’m almost certain you’re not, but to be fair, I wasn’t listening.

all generated with AI lol

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