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Troy: Croissants: dropped
March 7th: Road: works ahead
Switchy: BBQ sauce: on my titties
Void: Shavacado: fre
Fittle: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead
Kru:
Kru, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

KRSHHH

Troy: Rules are made to be broken.
March 7th: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Switchy: Uh, piñatas.
Void: Glow sticks.
Fittle: Karate boards.
Kru: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Troy: Rules.

(hahah hsr reference in it lol)

KRSH

Troy: I CAN'T DO IT!
March 7th, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Troy: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE
Switchy: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Troy:
Troy: I appreciate it,
Troy: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Void: Troy-
Troy: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Fittle: Troy we gotta-
Troy: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Troy: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Troy, motioning to Kru: NOT FUCKING THIS

(I think i get the reference)

KRSH

Troy: Dumbest scar stories, go!
March 7th: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Switchy: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Void: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Fittle: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Kru:
Kru: I have emotional scars.

KRSH

The squad is over at Troy's house*
March 7th: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Troy: ... N-No...
Troy, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
March 7th, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Switchy: I see a-
Troy, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
March 7th: Oh, well I-
Troy: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Troy, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Void: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Fittle: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Troy: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Troy: I am someone who owns four ovens...
Troy, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Troy: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Kru, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Troy:
March 7th: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Troy:
Troy, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

I have no fuckin idea lol.

KRSH

Troy: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
March 7th: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents
Troy: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Switchy: Actually I did the math, March 7th would have $225, not $0.15.
March 7th: Fam I’m right here....
Void: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Troy: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Void: Sorry I only have a dollar
Troy: :(
Switchy: Hey I just realized my friend is right, March 7th would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Void: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Switchy: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Fittle: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
Switchy: Apply juice to what
Kru: Directly to the forehead
March 7th: Great chat everyone

KRSHH

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Troy: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
March 7th: ...I did. I broke it.
Troy: No. No you didn't. Switchy?
Switchy: Don't look at me. Look at Void.
Void: What?! I didn't break it.
Switchy: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Void: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Switchy: Suspicious.
Void: No, it's not!
Fittle: If it matters, probably not, but Kru was the last one to use it.
Kru: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Fittle: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Kru: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Fittle!
March 7th: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Troy.
Troy: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Fittle: Troy... Switchy's been awfully quiet.
Switchy: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Troy, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Troy: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Troy:
Troy: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

I GET THE REFRENCE FROM A LEGENDS ARCUES MEME I WATCHED LOL

Thats it fuckers

I made this with a generator.
https://incorrect-quotes-generator.neocities.org/