Decided to make some funny stuff with the Zombie AU that I'm making a part 2 of :)

(Also sorry I don't write in this book much lol, I pretty much just put stuff here when I feel like it :b)

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(M waiting for Sabre in the abandoned library)

M: Where is he-

(Sabre pops out of the dirt because he can do that)

Sabre: Hey.

(M Screams)

Sabre: Whoops, sorry. Didn't mean to scare ya.

M: Right... I keep forgetting you're a sentient zombie.

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(Sabre, Rainbow, Time, Elemental, and Light fighting off Darkness. The fight ends and everyone is surveying the damage.)

Elemental: Everyone okay?

Sabre: (Pointing at his empty sleeve) Yo, has anyone seen my arm?

Time: OH-

Elemental: WHAT THE-

Light: It's fine, he's a zombie. We can just sew it back on once we find it.

Rainbow: (Holding up Sabre's missing arm by a pile of rubble) Hey Sabre, need a hand?

Sabre: (walking to Rainbow) Ha, ha. Very funny. Now gimme that.

Time: ...O-Kay then?

Elemental: Wait, so he's undead? Cool!

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(Sabre fighting a Corrected Sun Guard. The Guard stabs him with his spear, yet Sabre is unphased.)

Sabre: ...Really?

(Sabre yoinks the spear from the Guard and quickly apprehends him.)

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(Rainbow trying to sleep while Sabre is goofing off upstairs.)

Rainbow: DUDE, SHUT UP!

Sabre: IT'S NOT MY FAULT IT'S LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO SLEEP!

Rainbow: CAN YOU AT LEAST BE QUIET?!

Sabre: IT'S BORING UP HERE!

Rainbow: GO OUTSIDE THEN!

Sabre: ...I didn't think of that. Thanks.

Rainbow: You're welcome.

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(M trying to convince Professor Red to let Sabre go.)

M: Professor, come on! Just let him out!

Prof. Red: No, Apprentice! I must know what he is!

Sabre: (Whispering) M, hurry up, he's already tried to do something!

M: (Whispering to Sabre) I'm trying!

Prof. Red: Why does the blood sample I took match that of an undead creature?

M: He is clearly a zombie, Professor, now let him go so I can take him back where he should be!

Prof. Red: He's a what.

Sabre: You made it worse.

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Okay, while making this I just thought of how much of a problem zombie Shadow Sabre would be.

Yeah. Those raids will be ten times worse with someone that can travel underground.