(Rainbow walks in, covered in soot and a few smoldering flames.)

Rainbow: Hey, uh, Light?

Light: *sighs*...What happened this time?

Rainbow: Um... I may have started a forest fire.

Light: You WHAT-

—

(Sabre and Shadow fighting)

Shadow: That hurt, you know!

Sabre: Pal, as far as I'm concerned, you can suffer for eternity and I wouldn't even care.

Shadow: ...

Sabre: ...

Dark: (Has been watching them fight for hours) I'm just gonna... go...

Shadow: Good, 'cause this one needs to get his morals straight.

Sabre: YOU HAVE LITERALLY MADE ME KILL MY FRIENDS.

Shadow: Exactly! Being a good guy sucks, kill people or something!

Sabre: Someone just end my suffering.

—

Some Steve: You're not even a Steve! You don't belong here!

(Sabre just shutting up and dealing with it.)

(Meanwhile, in the World Beyond...)

Judge: ...Are they really serious? That is their reason for treating him so wrongly?

Obsidian King: If they were in our generation, they would've gotten their butts handed to 'em real quick. Just saying.

Brimir: If I were there, I would punt that guy across the dang biome.

Obsidian King: Aaand point proven.

Genesis: Oh, if only they knew...

Desert Leader: Knew what?

Dream: (Shoving Genesis) NOTHING.

(Meanwhile, meanwhile.)

Origin: ...I did not create the Chromatics to be such prejudiced brats. What happened?

—

Time: Sabre, are you okay?

Sabre: Yeah, why?

Time: ...Because you are currently on the floor after falling down the stairs??

Sabre: Oh. Yeah. That happened. Yeah, I'm good.

Time: ...You sure?

—

Light: Guys, I'm not so sure that's a good idea.

(Rainbow and Elemental are standing in front of Sabre's door, each holding two air horns.)

Rainbow: Maybe, buuut... it'll be funny.

Elemental: Yeah. It can't turn out that bad.

Light: (Walking away) Time, come get your brother before he does something stupid.