Against the Clock Buffoonery
(These are ones for my AU book 'Against the Clock', basically Sabre has been infected with a deadly illness by a salty Creator from the past that got forgotten bc he sucked at his job.)
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(Sabre in his room after being diagnosed with a potentially terminal illness)
Sabre: Well, now I'm dying inside and outside.
Time: As soon as this is over, you're going back to therapy.
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(Sabre just woke up after being under painkillers during an experiment for a cure and is still a little out of it. While he recovers from that, Time, M, the Professor, and Green Steve [aka therapist boi] are having a little fun with it.)
Green: Okay, we should stop.
Time: Oh come on, this is hilarious.
M: I mean... not wrong.
Professor Red: Sabre, what are you doing?
(Sabre is just staring at his hand.)
Sabre: (Still a lil bit out) ...how the heck do hands work?
(Laughing from the other four)
Light: (walking in) Hey uh, what's going on in here?
Time: The Professor accidentally used painkillers that were a liiittle bit too strong, so now Sabre is kind of... well, how do I put this nicely...
Green: Basically, Sabre's high.
M: (Pointing at Time and the Professor) And those two keep coming up with the most random things that get some amusing responses from him.
Light: ...What.
Professor Red: Watch this, watch this. (Turns to Sabre) Hey Sabre.
Sabre: Heh??
Professor Red: What's 2+2?
Sabre: ...ffffish.
(Everyone else laughs)
Light: He's gonna be so mad at you later.
Time: Haha, we know. But it'll be so worth it.
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(Hypno likes to mess with Sabre while he suffers. This is soon after Sabre was told he couldn't go outside)
Hypno: (Standing in front of Sabre's window messing with him.)
Sabre: Hypno, shut up.
Hypno: Come out here and fight me yourself, then! Oh wait. YOU CAN'T.
Sabre: ...I hate you.
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(Probably more to come later)
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