Robber: Give me all your money or I'll shoot

Peter: ...

Robber: ARE YOU DEAF?

Peter: I don't have any money

Robber: *sadly walking away*

Peter: Aren't you supposed to shoot me now?

Robber: Do you want me to shoot?

Peter: Would it be bad if I said yes?

*Five minutes later*

*Peter sitting in an alleyway, sharing a pizza with the robber*

Peter: Life is just hard ya know

Robber: I been trough it all, kid