Kk: You kill people for money?!
Me: I can explain!
Kk: And all this time I've been doing it for free like a chump!

Gus: Not everyone is going to think i am pretty and that's fine.
Gus: I mean, they are wrong but its fine

Vy, getting mad: I just don't know what the hell I'm doing!
KK: Woah, no need to use that kind of language
Fateen: Yeah V, what the fuck

Me: Ah, the consequences of my own fucking actions.
Me: Why the fuck didn't i expect that

Div: I just thought of something
Me: Please don't say something dumb
Div: Waffles are just pancakes with abs
Me: Get out

Gus: Love yourself
KK: I'm not my type

Div: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
Fateen: You're like 15 years old
Divyesh: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

Kk: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Vy: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!
Me: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Div: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Gus: My moral code, is that you?
Kk:
Kk: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?

Kk: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Vy: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Me: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Vy, learn to listen.
Shubham: What if it bites itself and I die?
Gus: That's voodoo.
Fateen: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Vy: That's correlation, not causation.
Div: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Gus: That's kinky.
Kk: Oh my God

Me: Div, keep an eye on Shubham today. He is going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Div: Sure, I'd love to see Shubham get punched.
Me: Try again.
Div, sighing: I will stop Shubham from getting punched.