Shubham: You're my friend, I would do anything for you.
Me: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Shubham: Absolutely not.

Div: Did you put glitter in the laundry detergent?!
Fateen: I'm experimenting with some entrepreneurial ideas. I call it "sparkle suds."
Div: Will you stop putting glitter in everything? This morning you put glitter in the butter!
Fateen: I call that one "disco dairy." Spread the party.

Div: How tall are you again?
Me: Height is a social construct
Div: So, you're short

Vy: What is the one thing I told you not to do?
Div: Burn the house down.
Vy: And what did you do?
Div: I made dinner.
Vy:
Div:
Vy: ...And burnt the house down.

Div: Uh oh, someone just put me in a position of responsibility!
Fateen: The day has suddenly turned sinister.

Vy: I believe you said that your childhood experience was satisfactory?
Gus: No, you misheard me. I said it was a "sadness factory".

Gus: Are you ready to commit?
KK: A crime or a relationship?

Div: I have an idea!
Gus: A good one?
Div: Let's not get ahead of ourselves

Gus: I'm having boy troubles.
Me: Just remember the quickest way to any man's heart is through the fourth and fifth rib

Me: We've been like Sid and Nancy for years now.
Shubham: Sid stabbed Nancy, seven times with a kitchen knife, I mean we have some fights but I dont see myself as Sid.
Me: No I'm Sid.
Shubham: Oh...