Incorrect Quotes #12

Me: Don't talk down to me.
Div: Well, I could hardly talk up to you. You're too short.
Me: SAY THAT TO MY FACE!
Div: Okay give me a second to get on my knees
Me: Finish that sentence and I will punch you in the face.
Div: Can you even reach that high?

Shubham: You are really pretty.
Me: Thanks for complimenting my flesh prison.

Some random meanie: Oh please, you wouldn't hurt a fly.
KK: You're right. Because a fly is an innocent creature that never knowingly did anything to anybody. You, however, I would maim.

KK: I think we have PTSD.
Vy: Yeah, probably.
KK: What do we do with that information?
Vy: What do you do with any information? You just stuff it deep down inside and keep an eye on it.

Gus: So just want to double check. How do people feel about murder?
Me: It's frowned upon.
Gus: Okay, but what if the reason you want to murder someone is to make your life easier. That's okay, right?

Me: What is that?!
Fateen: It's a bomb.
Me: And you leave it lying around?
Fateen: I was gonna put it in a box!
Me: What's a box going to do?!
KK: You just want to suck the joy out of everything.

Vy: I'm not fucking confused!
Gus: Yeah, you're not confused. You're just fucking in love with me!
Vy: Wow...coming from you: I guess you would know.

Div: I'm going to try to talk to Shubham.
Me: Well good luck with that
Div: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: I don't know, I'm sobering up so my mood's in shift

Div: Is this great, or what? We're going to live off what nature sends our way. See that stream? That's our drinking water! See those berries? That's our breakfast!
Div: See that skeleton? That's our future.

Div: I'm putting my foot down. It's either going to be the cat or me.
KK: Okay, I choose the cat.

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