Krida: Please stop saying "that escalated quickly" and "there are two kinds of people"

Noka: There are two kinds of rapid escalation.

Milu, laying face first on the floor as usual: Well that peopled twicely

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Gamma, at 4AM sitting at the edge of the bed: Do you think prison guards use proactive to prevent breakouts-?

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Acacina: Next time an unknown number calls you, answer and in your best advertisment voice say "Jim's whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe"

Darkra: "Nashville's sperm bank. You squeeze them we freeze them. How may I help you?"

Gnosh: "Texas Crematorium. You kill 'em, we grill 'em. This is the eight ball speaking, mate."

Nicole, on the ceiling: Protip; dont do this if you recently applied for a job

Dawn, concerned: ..I feel like that protip is from personal experience

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Milu: My life is too much panic and not enough disco‐

Altera, surrounded by work: Too much chemistry and not enough romance–

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Altera, going back to work after a week long break: ...How do you hold a pen???

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Milu, chugging her fifth cup of coffee: Welcome to today's episode of "how many cups of coffee can Milu drink before she transcends to the next dimension?"

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Acacina: Yanno..sometimes I exist

Acacino: Sometimes??

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Nicole: My relationship with Kri is either "yo I'll help you hide the body" or "dont even fucking breathe in my direction". There is no inbetween-

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Yan, confused and concerned: ..I'm not sure if Noka calling me an uncracked glowstick was supposed to be a compliment, or their way of saying they're gonna snap my spine...and I'm honestly scared

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Altera, leaning over to Athena: Hey, sis...how the fuck do you spell refrigerator?