lilspacebirb :>

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Zander: The perfect husband!

Zander: Gay? ...mostly-

Zander: Hot? Yes-

Zander: A top? Y e s

Zander: Aaaand daddy issues!—Wait..DADDY ISSUES?

Dale: *crying in the background*

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Serein: It's four in the morning, what are you doing?

Milu: Drowning in my self-hate as I desperatly try to do anything to keep my mind of all my deepest darkest fears

Serein:

Milu:

Serein: I—

Milu: Nah I'm kidding. I'm making cookies, want one?

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Krida: You're smiling, did something happen?

Nicole: Shesh cant I smile when I feel like it?

Acacina: Milu tripped and fell at the doorway-

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Acacino: Have you ever fallen in love??

Noka: Bruh—

Noka: I cant even fall asleep

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Somebody: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Beta: I'm a knife~

Somebody:

Somebody: So you're the little spoon

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Add: I'm saddo qnq

Shi:

Add:

Lils: *breaks down door*

Lils: NOT ON MY WATCH YOU FRIGGIN WONDERFUL BEAN

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Altera: This water tastes like vodka. Bruh I cant drink this, I'm underaged, who messed with my DAMN WATER??

Nicole: Yea who fucked with it? Send them my way, I need to get on good terms with them so they'll replace my water with vodka

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Duvet: Wanna see a butterfly? :>

Dale: Please dont-

Duvet: *yeets the butter*

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Dawn, joking: See you in hell, psycho-

Beta: Are you asking me out on a date? If so I accept :>

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Acacina: Choke me-

Yan: Y...ou're into that?

Acacina: Nah I just wanna die

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Topaz: Mils, how much did you sleep?

Milu: 8

Topaz: Hours-?

Milu: Minutes—

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Personas' reactions to getting stabbed

Add: qqnqq

Lils: Gre a t— So..do you want this back, ooor?

Shi: Damnit not again-

(I dunno how Snow would react q.q)

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Nicole: Sometimes I wonder if people have shot themself on accident-

Beta: Well I know people shoot themself on purpose~!

Nicole:

Dawn:

Pascal: Well, this got depressing fast—

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Beta: I dont have anything to wear-

Pascal:

Pascal: Let's see. Shirt, jacket, hey Dawn, scarf—

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Noka: Babe dont be sad!

Milu: Why not-?

Noka:

Noka: Well I didnt think that far ahead—

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Gamma: A negative and a positive charge make a netural.

Gamma: If somebody is negative to you...

Gamma: SLIT THEIR FRIGGIN THROAT, LIFE AINT PHYSICS

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Noka: What's something drunk you've seen someone do when they were sober?

Serein: Sever mesured a ruler with another ruler

Sever: IT WAS A SINGLE CENTIMETER OFF

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Gamma: Why is dad crying on the kitchen floor?

Esplion: He's drunk

Gamma: And?

Esplion: He heard mom was married

Gamma:

Gamma: But he's married to mom??

Esplion: We--we know that

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Nicole: Kri sneezed and I accidently said "shut the fuck up" instead of "bless you"-

Pascal:

Pascal: How do you accidently say "shut the fuck up"?

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Milu: Dad! Z is just a sideways N

Topaz: Mils, sleep.

Milu: Zo :>

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Noka: How long are you gonna let your daughter do that-?

Topaz, pinching the bridge of his nose: Just...give her a minute.

Milu: *still trying to push a door that clearly says pull*

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Nicole: Surgery is just stabbing somebody to live!

Krida: Babe, please

Krida: Never become a surgon.

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Nicole: Kri! You have no fucking idea what I'm capable of!

Krida: Dont take this personally, but I feel like I'm being threatened by a small cupcake

Nicole: -////////-

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Athena: Mis how do you want your coffee?

Milu: As black as my soul :>

Athena:

Athena: Daaaad! Just get a glass of milk instead!

Vs

Krida: Babe how do you want your coffee?

Nicole: Whaddya think.

Krida: So literally not even put into a cup, just in the pot

Nicole: Wait wh-

Krida: You're lazy, completely plain, but hot

Nicole: I—

Nicole: Ha-hate you //////

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I realized how old this chapter is but still wanted to publish it, so—