Denis: I'm calling to negotiate a double date. You and me; Sub and Alex.

Sketch: Forget it.

Denis: Then let the negotiations begin. I propose we go on 10 dates.

Sketch: How about 0

Denis: 9?

Sketch: 0

Denis: 7?

Sketch: 0

Denis: 8? 5? And that's my final offer.

Sketch: 1

Denis: 2?

Sketch 1/2

Denis: Perfect! We'll meet you tonight for dinner and the first half of a movie!