peteisdad: 

peteisdad: imagine stabbing someone with this

andyfuckin'hurley: it would immediately cauterize the wound so it wouldn't bleed. not very useful

highasfuckjoeuwu: if you want information, it is

beebo: and here we see in order: a gryffindor, ravenclaw, and a slytherin 

pattycakes: why would you stab someone when you could make toast and warm cereal?

beebo: theres the hufflepuff