Hood:Where the fuck is my gear!
Bullet:*Holding Vixen* Hood!, there are children present, could you maybe be a bit nicer
Hood:Apologies
Hood:May I ascertain the whereabouts of my fucking gear
Vixen:...Can you put me down now
Bullet:No
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Bullet:If rubbing alcohol fixes outside booboo, then drinking alcohol fixes inside booboo
Vixen:Bullet no-
Hood:She isn't wrong
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Vixen:I am small but knowing
Hood:You don't even know what the top shelf looks like
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Vixen:Did it hurt when you fell?
Bullet:From heaven?, no not re-
Vixen:No when you fell down the stairs, I watched you fall and you kinda just layed there for 10 minutes
Bullet:...yeah
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Vixen:We are a professional group of elite hackers here for the true freedom of our world...
Bullet:Vixen!, we were trying to make pasta in the coffee pot and everything is on fire!
Hood:*From kitchen* BULLET GET THE SOCKS WITH FIRE EXTINGUISHERS ON THEM!
Bullet:GIVE ME A SECOND *Runs to wardrobe*
Vixen:...God dammit you two
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Bullet:I wonder what happens if you press the accelerator and the brakes at the same time
Hood:The car takes a screenshot
Vixen:...I don't feel safe in this car
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*Back when Vixen was keeping tabs on Bullet*
Vixen:*Talking to her with some voice changing thing through call* I know where you live
Bullet:Oh shit no way!, I know where I live too!
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*In an alternate universe where Vixen met Hood first and Hood was tracking Bullet*
Bullet:Hmm, so this was your plan?
Vixen:Well hunting you wasn't exactly a plan
Bullet:Are you kidding, your standing next to a man so dead inside...he would use a child to lure me out
Vixen:Hood would never do that...
Hood:No she is right I totally did that
Vixen:WHAT!
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Hood:Vixen!, I have a plan for our next attack on Blume, I need you to sign off on it
Vixen:Sure as long as it has no code violations, lemme just look it over
Hood:You don't need to do that don't worry
Vixen:...Does it have any code violations?
Hood:...
Vixen:...
Hood:...No
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Cop:*Makes Hood and Bullet pull over*
Cop:Do you two know how fast you were going?
Hood:Don't worry we have a permit
Bullet:*Hands the cop a piece of paper from the passenger seat*
Cop:...This just says, "We do what we want"
Hood+Bullet:*Drives off*
Cop:Motherfuckers...
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Vixen:Hood you didn't pay the power bill like I told you too!
Bullet:*Walks in with guitar* When your lights don't work like they used to before
Vixen:Bullet shut the fuck up!
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Vixen:Find someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars
Hood:If anyone...and I mean anyone wakes me up at 3am to look at the damn sky, they will be removed from my life indefinitely