Mercy:Who's turn is it to give the prep talk?
Rangrim:Aywa's
Aywa:Fuck shit up out there and don't die
Mercy:...
Rangrim:...
Wolf:*Wiping a tear from eye* Inspirational
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Marius:Please accept my attempts at flirting for I have no idea what I am doing...
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Aywa:Welcome to Applebees would you like apples or bee's?
Mercy:Bee's?
Aywa:SHE HAS SELECTED THE BEE'S
Mercy:Wait what?
Wolf:*Walks in holding jar of bee's*
Mercy:WAIT NO
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Wolf:*Talking to Aywa from miles away using MaGiC* So my squad may have committed a war crime in the middle of our mission
Mercy:You mean you committed a war crime, not your squad!
Wolf:Shut up!!, We!, We are a team!!
Aywa:*Sipping drink while sat at guild base* Astonishing this is what it takes for you to admit yourself as part of the team Wolf
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Mercy:*Healing Aywa* How do you rate your pain?
Aywa: Zero stars
Mercy:...
Aywa:Would not recommend
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Mercy:*Talking using MaGiC* Hey Aywa what's up?
Aywa:I'm sitting in a pool of blood
Mercy:Is it...your blood?
Aywa:Yeah I think so
Mercy:Do you know where it's coming from!
Aywa:Probably the stab wound
Mercy:YOU'VE BEEN STABBED!!?
Aywa:Oh yeah definitely
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Aywa:Their here...
Wolf:Think it's a trap?
Aywa:Definitely
Wolf:...Wanna go spring it?
Aywa:Definitely
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Literally any boss:Why won't you stay down and die with dignity!
Aywa:We don't do anything with dignity!
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Rangrim:I came out here to have a good time and I am feeling so attacked right now!
Wolf:I came out here to attack people and I having such a good time right now
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Wolf:Name a way for me to be nice to people
Mercy:Don't kill them
Wolf:Setting the bar pretty high I see
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Mercy:*Talking to Aywa and Wolf* A person came up to me and said, "Are they your friends", and when I said yes he said that he is so sorry...
Mercy:What the fuck did you two do?!
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Mercy:Murder is never the answer
Aywa:Murder is the question
Wolf:And the answer is yes
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Aywa:While I'm gone Rangrim is in charge
Rangrim:Yes!!
Aywa:*Whispers when walking past* Mercy your secretly in charge
Mercy:Obviously
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Rangrim:I got arrested because i'm just to cool!
Wolf:The case was dropped though due to lack of evidence
Rangrim:I just want one day...
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*Wolf being posted in a town and Mercy see's a army going that way*
Mercy:Aywa...
Aywa:Yeah?
Mercy:Get him in a link I want to talk to him right now!
Aywa:...aight
Mercy:*Talking to Wolf* What did you do...?
Wolf:Ok...you can't be mad at me though
Mercy:What...did you do?
Wolf:Ok...I was minding my own business
Mercy:*Slams hand on table* Bullshit!
Wolf:I waaaassss
*Time skip*
Wolf:Aaanndd I killed all but one of em
Mercy:...What happened to the last one?
Wolf:*Looks at the corpse which had stabbed them self in the throat* Pussed out like a bitch
Mercy:...Remind me not to let you go anywhere alone
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Mercy:*Angry at Aywa for getting 12 people killed because they couldn't be bothered to do anything*
Aywa:Mercy, Mercy, look I get it you had a bad day, 7 people died
Mercy:12 PEOPLE DIED
Aywa:Not the point
Aywa:But look their dead now, and who's fault is that?
Mercy:YOUR'S!
Aywa:That's right, know ones
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*When a fire spreads in the bar*
Rangrim:The fire is spreading!, Quick grab the women and children
Wolf:Yeah!, we can use them as shields!
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*Mercy and Aywa had woken Wolf up so he was in a very bad mood throughout this, they were investigating an enemy base*
Mercy:Ok...we have to be careful here
Wolf:Like you lot are capable of being careful
Mercy:Your support is always appreciated Wolf...
Aywa:*Just walks past them and of course sets off the trap and they are stuck with high level enemies spawning around them*
Mercy:Why did you think that was a good idea!?
Aywa:Thought it would save time...
Wolf:Oh yeah, WERE SPRINTING TO OUR DEATHS AT RECORD SPEED!
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Rangrim:*Looks at Mercy* Girls are hot...
Mercy:Huh?
Pip:*Aggressive boyfriend stare*
Rangrim:*Looks at Wolf* ...But guys are hot too
Wolf:*Chuckles to self*
Rangrim:Why is everyone so hot?!
Aywa:*Breathes in*
Aywa:Global Warming
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*Scene is the guild is an office for clients to walk in and share their concerns*
Client:*Walks in and moves over the Aywa who's desk is in the centre of the room in a circle shape* Excuse me miss...
Aywa:*Spins chair slowly to look away from them*
Client:*Starts walking around the desk to try talk to them face to face* Miss I am talking to you
Aywa:*Continues spinning and just keeps doing so with the client moving after them for around 5 minutes before they gave up and left*
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*Part two of the guild office*
Aywa:*Walks into Wolf's office* I want to be an assistant
Wolf:Really...But you hate it here
Aywa:So do you...
Wolf:*Slowly nods*
Aywa:I can make sure you don't have to go to any meetings, and if anyone wants to see you I can scare them off
Rangrim:*Walks to the office doorway* Hey Wolf which set of armour looks better?
Aywa:*Slams the office door in his face*
Wolf:Your hired
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Wolf:*Reading tin of food as he is meant to be feeding Marius*
Wolf:*Reading* Shake well before feeding...
Marius:*Sat in chair waiting*
Wolf:*Picks up Marius*
*Que we will be right back music with Wolf starting to shake Marius and Aywa running at him to stop it*
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Marius:*Has been shopping and is trying to get change from a merchant*
Marius:Excuse me...may I please have my change?
Merchant:What? No!
Marius:But it's my change
Merchant:And what you gonna do, punch me...
Marius:Well...no
Merchant:U-Um...just kidding buddy, here *Gives the change*
Marius:Uh...thanks?
Marius:*Thinking while walking off* Did I just scare a man without doing anything?, I can't wait to tell the others!
Aywa:*Watches Marius walk off* Very good, a pleasure doing business with you sir, Come on Wolf *Wanders in the direction Marius went*
Wolf:*Still death staring the man with a wide grin on his face before walking off*
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Mercy:In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?
Aywa...Rangrim! How tall are you again?