6:I am a veteran Spartan who has fought many war's, aced all my tests and destroyed covenant for years!
Delta:*Leaning against wall watching 6 with their hand stuck in the vending machine*
6:...I payed for my dorito's, I am getting my dorito's!
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*The commanders are having a meeting*
6:*Walks in with Delta* Sorry were late!
Commander:State you reason for being late
6:Nothing really we just didn't wanna come
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6:All these bad things keep happening to me...Delta do I have bad luck?
Delta:*Mentally* You don't have bad luck, this shit happens because your a dumbass
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6:I have a gift for my pet Spartan, PET SPARTAN, PET SPARTAN WHERE ARE YOU?!
Delta:*Appears*
6:Ah there you are, I have a gift for you, it is a box of shotgun ammo
Delta:*Takes box and loads shotgun before walking off to covenant base and starts killing them all*
6:He is so happy