Wolf:*Talking about Houston* HAS ANYONE SEEN MY SON
Wolf:HE'S SHORT, GOT WINGS, SQUEAKS ALOT, CLEARLY GAY BUT WE HAVEN'T HAD THE TALK
Dallas:*Disappointed sighing*
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Clover:You don't think I can fight because I am a girl!
Dallas:I don't think you can fight because your wearing a gigantic wedding dress, for what it's worth I don't think Wolf could fight in that either
Wolf:*Reading newspaper on couch beside them* Perhaps not but I would make a radiant bride
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Houston:All small things are angry because the anger has less room to be stored
Wolf:That's fucking stupid, give me an example
Senshi:Spiders
Crimson:Wasps
Baishin:Terriers
Dallas:Clover...
Clover:Your kneecaps are mine now
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Clover:I'm so useless...
Dallas:No your not *Sips coffee*
Dallas:You can be used as a bad example
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Houston:Can I have one more candy?
Clover:What did Wolf say?
Houston:No...
Clover:Then why would I let you?
Houston:He isn't the boss of you
Clover:*Mentally* Its a trap, It's a trap, It's a trap
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Dallas:That's ridiculous, Crimson doesn't have a crush on me
Wolf:Yes they do
Clover:Yes they do
Houston:Yes they do
Crimson:Yes I do
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Clover:Can you two try seeing things from my perspective?
Dallas:*Gets on knees*
Wolf:*Crouches down*
Clover:I will kill both of you in your sleep...
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Clover:Swearing is illegal now, you do it and you will be fined
Houston:Heck
Clover:Your on thin fucking ice
Clover:...shit
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Dallas:*Talking to Houston* Don't break people's hearts, they only have one
Wolf:*Whispering to him from across the room* Break their bones they have plenty of those...
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Diablo:So...I bought your soul last month
Dallas:No returns
Diablo:Please!, it's making me sad...
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Crimson:I don't need friends!, I have knives! *Throws a knife*
Houston:*Moves aside*
Crimson:...I'm out of knives...
Houston:...You want it back?
Crimson:Yes please
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Crimson:Go to hell...
Baishin:I already live on a level of hell
Crimson:Well go to a hell that's not so close to mine
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Houston:This scar is annoying...
Wolf:So?, my literal existence is annoying
Dallas:Actually, I think it's just Clover who has nothing wrong with them
Clover:*Reading book on couch* I have depression Dallas
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Dallas:I need to make some adjustments for my play, Wolf you will be playing my father
Wolf:I don't want to be your father
Dallas:See you already know your lines
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Clover:Some idiot beat up a squid in an aquarium
Wolf:*Covered in ink* Maybe the squid was being a dick...
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Clover:*Talking to Wolf and Houston* I like the good angel, bad angel act you two have
Wolf:It's not an act, I'm just an asshole and he's not
Houston:...
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Dallas:BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks, lay eyes upon it and thou shall see that it is barren...
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Houston:So...some guy honked his car horn at us on his way past and Wolf chased after him
Dallas:*Sighs* What did he do...?
Houston:Well...
Wolf:Anyone wanna steering wheel?
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Dallas:What does everyone want?
Wolf: The M134 Minigun or the American 7.62×51mm NATO six-barrel rotary machine gun with a high rate of fire, It features a Gatling-style rotating barrel assembly with an external power source, normally an electric motor
Dallas:...You sure do know a lot about it
Wolf:DO YOU EVEN READ MY CHRISTMAS LIST
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Wolf:I have six shots on my crossbow
Wolf:So I can shoot twice
Dallas:Inspiring the next generation of hunters as always Wolf...
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Dallas:I am going for a walk, if any of you need me for something...to bad, solve your problems yourselves like adults
Clover:...I have been trapped under these stairs for a week...
Dallas:Not my problem *Walks out*
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Clover:What would you say is your biggest weakness?
Dallas:I can be uncooperative
Clover:Can you give me an example?
Dallas...No