Crossovers
Inferno:I made tea
X:I don't want tea
Inferno:I didn't make you tea, this is my tea
X:Then why did you tell me?
Inferno:It's a conversation starter
X:It's a horrible conversation starter
Inferno:Oh really?, were conversing, Checkmate!
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Wolf:*Holding a knife and in one of his bad moods*
Marius:*Walks towards him*
Mercy:Marius no he is dangerous!
Dallas:It's ok, he won't kill a child
Wolf:IS THAT A FUCKING CHALLENGE *Raises knife*
Marius:Woah your armour is cool!
Wolf:...
Wolf:Give me a different child!
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Wolf (Diablo):FOUR FUCKING MONTHS!!
Wolf (D&D):What's wrong with him?
Wolf (Neverwinter):*Holding back laughter* Just wait-
Wolf (Diablo):THATS HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT
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X:When I met you I didn't like you
Inferno:I noticed
X:However we have spent some time together
Inferno:Go on...
X:And I like you even less
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Inferno:*Talking to nugget on phone* Alright X is making me pick you up later so tell me when your ready...
Nugget:Potassium!
Inferno:You fucking nerd
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D&D Wolf:Did you just call a knife a people opener?
Neverwinter Wolf:...Should I not have?
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Inky:What's wrong with Diablo?
Clover:She can't handle alcohol well
Diablo:I'm GoNnA sTeAl ThE dEcLaRaTiOn Of InDePeNdAnCe
Inky:...Get Mercy
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Diablo:Your smiling, that's rare, something good happen
X:Can I not smile without being questioned about it?
Inky:Inferno tripped and fell in the parking lot
X:*Laughing*
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Clover:*Talking to Vixen* Congrats on your mission kid *Gives them a beer*
Diablo:She is under age...
Clover:Ah, right *Gives a second beer*
Clover:Your a growing girl
Diablo:Clover no!
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Neverwinter Wolf:Are you collecting charity funds for the shadow realm ball?
Diablo Wolf:We don't have balls
Neverwinter Wolf:That I could already tell
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Inferno:Look, let's just agree to say sorry on the count of 3
Inferno:1,2,3
X:...
Inferno:...
Inferno:...Well now I am just disappointed in us both
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Inferno:I never considered you my rival
X:*Reading a book* I never considered you at all...
Inferno:...Now that's just hurtful
Nugget:*Pats*
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Inferno:I'm gonna jump!
Nugget:No!
X:Do a flip!
Nugget:...
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Nugget:*Sets down a card* Ace of Spades!
Bomber:*Pulls out uno card* +4!
Aura:*Pulls out Pokémon card* Jolteon!, I choose you!
Houston (Diablo):*Trembling* What are we even playing..?
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*When Nugget was mistaken for an orphan*
Aywa:We would like to buy one child please!
Dallas:*Facepalms*
Orphanage staff:*Confused*
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Inferno:X isn't answering his phone...
Nugget:Hold on I will try *Starts calling X on phone*
Inferno:I have called him six times what makes you thi-
X:*Answers Nuggets call* Hello?
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X:*Talking to Nugget* Remember, you should always be nice to people
Inferno:Hey gu-
X:Fuck off
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