ChoCho: I'm having problems with a guy.

Sarada: 'his dead body won't fit in my car' problems or 'I like him' problems?

ChoCho: I like him problems.

Sarada: That's too bad. I could've helped with the first one.

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Sakura, holding up her leg: feel my leg, I shaved

Temari, gently stroking: holy shit

Sasuke: guys we're being shot at this isn't the time