Naruto, wearing an apron and towel on his shoulder: Sakura!

Sasuke, also wearing an apron: Sakura, you're home!

Sakura: What-

Naruto, wiping down the kitchen counter: honey, I cleaned the house for you!

Sasuke, opening the oven: I made dinner, doll!

Naruto: We missed you!

Sasuke: Welcome home!

Sakura: Guys, please-

Sakura: This is Ikea. We're going to get kicked out.