Mineta: (narrating) Once upon a time... There was a lovely princess, but she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort and it can only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle, guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep, in the highest room in the tallest tower, for her true love and true love's first kiss... PFFFTH! (stops narrating) Yeah, right. (tosses manga into the cabin's fireplace, burning it up) What a load of garbage.