*bambam came over for dinner*

jackson walking into the kitchen with bambam behind: errmmm, noona...

irene: hey guys! what's up?

bambam nudging jackson: jackson-hyung has something to say.

irene: baby what's up?

jackson: I have something important to tell you...

irene worried: don't scare me, what is it??

jackson: i went to the hospital on monday right...

irene even more worried: you did!?!

jackson: and so i'm sitting there...

irene: yes-

jackson: BBQ sauce on my titties

irene staring at jackson and bambam laughing on the floor:

irene: get out of my house.