irene: jackson, jackson, jackson—

jackson drying his hair: baby, what's up??

irene beaming: can i... be the big spoon tonight?~

jackson: but you're tiny~~

irene: hmph— no i'm not! come here and i'll prove it!

jackson already sliding under the bed covers: alright, whatever...

10 minutes later

jackson: i don't think this is working

^ actual representation of what's going on.