Chloe: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

Connor: What if if it bites me and I die?

Gavin: Then you're poisonous, idiot!

Kara: What if it bites itself and I die?

Chloe: That's voodoo

RK900: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Chloe: That's correlation, not causation.

Markus: What if we bite eachother and neither of us die?

Kamski: That's kinky ;)