(Submission by: JustCallMeGoldie)

Kris: *wearing a crab costume* BOW BEFORE ME, I AM THE GOD OF THE CRABS! 

Susie: Kris, What the fuck are you doing. 

Kris: There is no Kris, only CRAB GOD. 

Susie: ... 

Susie: Lancer get me my ax.