(Submission by: asianplant)

Ralsei: There's a dead guy in my castle...

Susie: *Trying to act innocent* Woah hey how did that get there?

Ralsei: Susie did you do this?

Susie: I would never do something like that!

Ralsei: Tell me everything you were doing when I was gone

Susie: So I was making a sandwitch.

Ralsei: Okay.

Susie: and then a guy came into your castle so I stabbed him 36 time in the chest *le shrug*

Ralsei: ...

Ralsei: Susieeeeeeeeeee thaT KILLS PEOPLE!

-my own addition-

Ralsei: What if that had been me

Susie: Then we would have had a funeral and I wouldn't have cried.