Kris: This is for the internet how doesn't understand something, and to assist me is Susie who will be translating everything for the hard of hearing.

Kris: The two of us are not dating.

Susie: THE TWO OF US ARE NOT DATING!

Kris: We are not attracted to each other!

Susie: WE ARE NOT ATTRACTED TO EACH OTHER!

Kris: Now please stop acting crazy.

Susie: NOW PLEASE STOP ACTING CRAZY!

Kris: Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

Susie: MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!