Susie: *Eating Spam with a fork straight out of the can*

Ralsei: Do you have to eat that straight out of the can? There's such a thing as quality of life. Treat yourself to a plate and a side salad.

Susie: Leave me alone.

Ralsei: You don't even know what's in that!

Susie: *stares at meat on her fork* Mostly hoof... and salt.

Ralsei: It won't be a bullet that kills you.