Kahl: Hey dice, do ya have anything to drink?

Dice: ya. In the fridge.

Specter: hey kahl, grab me a glass of malk.

Kahl: we don't have any malk, but I can get you some milk.

Dice: that's what he just said.

Specter: ya I just want some malk.

Kahl: no you're saying it wrong, you're saying MaLk, like it's a disease.

Dice: *chuckles* how would you say it?

Kahl: I'm saying it the way everyone outta say it, milk. M-I-L-K.

Dice: right. Like 2%.

Specter: right, whole malk.

Kahl: nonononono, say milkshake.

Specter: milkshake.

Kahl: ok, now say milk.

Specter: malk.

Kahl: *slaps self* Are you hearing this?

Dice: yeah. The man wants a glass of mulk.

Kahl:...mulk?

Dice: GIVE EM THE MULK, KAHL!!!

Devil: dice, inside voices. Bendy is sleeping.

Dice: sorry dev.

Devil: *walks away*

Specter: KAHL. POUR ME. A GLASS. OF MALK!!!!!!

Kahl: why are you yelling at me??

Dice just give him the freaking
molk!!!!

Kahl: You guys aren't even saying the same thing!

Specter: WERE ALL SAYING MALK, KAHL!!!

Kahl: No, you're saying malk, you're saying-

*a lot of annoying noises later*

Specter: *grade a opera*

Kahl: SHUT UP!!! JUST, SHUT UP!!!!!!! *puts gun towards head*

Specter and dice: *point guns at kahl* better, put it down kahl!!

Kahl: YOUR GONNA SHOOT ME IF I SHOOT MYSELF??!!! THAT DOES'NT MAKE ANY SENSE!!!!!!

Dice and specter: *point guns at selfs* PUT IT DOWN NOW, KAHL!!!!

Kahl: PUT YOUR GUNS AWAY!!!

Dice: *crying* JUST PUT IT DOWN NOW!!!

Kahl: IM GONNA KILL MYSELF OVER THIS!!

Specter: *crying* YOURE LIKE A BROTHER TO ME!!!

All: *screaming*

(In an alternate universe.)

Kahl: (on the phone.) then,after that, we pulled the trigger. All of us.

Me:(on the phone.) You are not filming something like that.

Kahl: why not?

Me: it's just so..dark! *shoving beppi into oven*

Beppi: *trying to get out*