Specter waffles
(Another damn specter one?! And get ready for math people.)
Specter: *has le plate of 12 waffles*
Kahl: that's a lot of waffles.
Dice: you took all the waffles?
Specter: yes. I did.
Dice: you could've asked us if we wanted any.
Specter: nu uh. If I gave you the waffles, then I won't get any.
Kahl: dice, would you like a waffle?
Specter: there is no more waffles! I have them all!
Kahl: I know, it's an example.
Dice: why, yes kahl. I'd think I want TWO waffles.
Specter: you can- you want two of them!?!?
Kahl: so if dice gets two waffles, and I get two waffles, that still leaves 8 waffles for you.
(Math of the day: 12 - 4 = 8)
Specter: I. don't. want. 8 waffles, I WANT TWLEVE. I want twelve. I want twelve of them.
Kahl: If you can seriously eat all those waffles, I will personally drive you to the store to buy some more.
Specter: I just- I just don't see why you guys get all the waffles.
Dice: you still have more waffles than both me and kahl combined.
Specter: THERE'RE MINE. I GOT THEM FROM THE FREEZER, AND I PUT THEM ON MY PLATE!
Kahl: ...
Dice: ...
Specter...you guys are being selfish.
(In another universe.)
Cagney: It's perfect! This commercial is a no-brainer for the Warble waffle company. Clients are gonna love it.
Wally: oh yeah, no, we love the video! It's just that your uh.. your friend there... What's his deal? Is he retarded?
Specter: NO! NO! NO! IM A JELLYFISH.
Cagney uh..he is a jellyfish.Yeah, a jellyfish. (Dont know what he actually said..)
Wally: well, let's just recast. We'll talk about it later.
Specter: THIS COMMERCIAL IS GONNA MAKE ME FAMOUS!!!
(I'm sorry for my sins.)
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